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February 3, 2012

Sponge Khomeini Square Pants




Just when you think that Irani ayotollahs and imams have no sense of humor.


And just when you think that Irani ayotollahs and imams can't get any more bizarre.


The Iranis  commemorated the 33rd anniversary of Ayatollah Khomeini’s return from exile by staging a mock celebration at the Tehran airport. A cardboard facsimile was used because they were afraid to dig him up. They even gave him a parade.

It is rumored that he slept with a number of Persian beauties before they stuck him back in the drawer. The gals claimed that he seemed "remote and wooden."

H/T to batman

UPDATE:


They took him out for BBQ!

10 comments:

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

The only things missing were a flying carpet and 72 virgins.

sig94 said...

Odie - and Handi-Wipes™

Andy said...

State level moonbattery.

el chupacabra said...

Cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs.

sig94 said...

Andy - this is weapons level asshattery. It takes centuries of practice to reach that level.

sig94 said...

el chupa - that's what they gave Khomeini for breakfast just before they stuck him back in the drawer.

JBS said...

Looks like he ate a crabby-pattie...right before jumping in front of the steamroller.

Teresa said...

Craziness galore. Muslim nuttery.

sig94 said...

JBS - heh! Good one!

sig94 said...

Teresa - and there's plenty of that to go around. Probably more nuttery than oil over there.