Just when you think that Irani ayotollahs and imams have no sense of humor.
And just when you think that Irani ayotollahs and imams can't get any more bizarre.
The Iranis commemorated the 33rd anniversary of Ayatollah Khomeini’s return from exile by staging a mock celebration at the Tehran airport. A cardboard facsimile was used because they were afraid to dig him up. They even gave him a parade.
It is rumored that he slept with a number of Persian beauties before they stuck him back in the drawer. The gals claimed that he seemed "remote and wooden."
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They took him out for BBQ!