"Manipulative, dumb, and on your back with your legs in the air is no way to go through law school."
Rush Limbaugh, Dean - EIB School of Conservative Arts.
Sandra "Bluto" Fluke testified before an unofficial House hearing led by House Minority Witch Nancy Pelosi about the three year cost of screwing at the Georgetown law school.
Espousing her alleged right to levy a "slut tax" on the American taxpayer to support the sexual proclivities of college co-eds, Ms. Fluke stated that it costs about $1,000 per year for her to purchase contraceptives, French Ticklers, clit flickers, butt plugs, industrial strength douches, Black Pearl orgasm beads, Hot Monkey Love lubricant and Silver Bullet vibrator wands.
Sandy "Bluto" Fluke
On the uptick, it will probably triple the number of law school applications by males.Pelosi arranged for Fluke to testify after she was excluded from an official congressional hearing on the contraceptive mandate in the nation’s health-care law. Republicans who ran the hearing said Fluke’s name was submitted too late (Democrats disagree). None of the women who testified at the congressional hearing spoke in favor of the mandate.
At Pelosi’s hearing, Fluke said her fellow students at Georgetown, a Jesuit university, pay as much as $1,000 a year for birth control because campus health plans do not include coverage of contraceptives for women.
“What does that make her?” Limbaugh said on his show Wednesday night. “It makes her a slut, right? It makes her a prostitute.”
Compare Bluto's pleas that her desire for "no consequence sex" should be supported by taxpayers with the story of a young woman at a Catholic liberal arts school; she is suing the school because her roommate's incessant sexual encounters made her depressed.