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August 18, 2012

New Military Surveillance Platform?

 

This airship prototype is called the USS Michelle Obama
In order to hold such an enormous amount of gas, military engineers used her buttocks as the template for the helium containment modules.

7 comments:

USA_Admiral said...

Spot on!

What an honor to have a vessel named after your ass.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Damn, I hope that thing doesn't fart.

sig94 said...

Admiral - if it was designed after my butt it would be called the USS Roses n' Rainbows.

sig94 said...

Odie - I am wondering where it will be used.

Gorges Smythe said...

It's probably planned as a way to watch us when we riot in the streets, since they seem determined to believe that we will.

Kid said...

AAA Hahahahaaa.

On another note, how hard do people think it will be to shoot this mother out of the sky when it takes a "position" over a battlefield.

hahaha

sig94 said...

Kid - I imagine they have compartmentalized the helium bladders to make it more difficult - at least over a civilian "battlefield," say, over Boise. Get that sucker 5k feet in the air with sophisticated surveillance gear and I believe it will be harder to bring down than we think.