Yippee! Joe Stays!

Obama has spoken. Droolin' Joe will be the VP no matter what. I give Biden six more weeks of semi-lucidity before he shits himself in front of the Omaha Chamber of Commerce while eating his chicken l'orange. They'll have to drench him in Lysol and drag him out in an industrial strength Ziploc baggie while he screams over and over, "You didn't smell that!"

From The Hill:

President Obama has no intention of getting rid of Vice President Biden as his running mate, the White House said Thursday.

Republicans are being “ridiculous” and are trying to “distract attention” with their focus on Vice President Biden and his controversial comments earlier this week, White House press secretary Jay Carney said.

Joe is just one of the true distractions. Really now, Obama has to be self-medicating to the point of being comatose by time November rolls around. Ole Joe will be in Walter Reed eating his socks in full blown dementia by then; they'll need to take a fire hose to Chris Matthews for refusing to stop dry humping his leg, the Wookie will be ramming raw okra up his ass and Holder will have barricaded himself in the DOJ boiler room with a detachment of purple-clad ATF Praetorian Guards. The Romney/Rand tag team will continue the Medicare rope-a-dope while the SEALS Team 6 sneak into his bathroom and replace the vaginal tightening cream with Semtex.

I may run out of popcorn.