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September 26, 2013

My Daughter And I Prepare For Her First Date


9 comments:

Libertarian Advocate said...

OMG!!!! You have a gun within 500 miles of a child. You evil man you!

/sarc off

IanH said...

Think he will get the message?

Opus #6 said...

Looks like a good dad to me.

The Autobiography of a Soul said...

Good father indeed. Should teach that child to use a handgun before 18 years. Rev. Jerome T

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

She was home on time, huh.

sig94 said...

I remember having a Come to Jesus talk on the back porch with one wannabe boyfriend when Daughter #2 was in high school. Never saw him again.

And no, I never cleaned any of my guns in front of prospective suitors. I taught all my girls how to shoot.

They all thank me now.

Subvet said...

Some years ago while going through the local community college I picked up a few bucks by tutoring other students.

One fine morning I had an older man and some chick barely out of her teens. The older guy went off on how he was always cleaning his guns in front of his daughter's dates, felt it kept them in line. After ten minutes of spouting his BS, the man left to go to the rest room. The chick then turned to me and said, "Sounds like my old man. Because of that attitude I used to ball the socks off every guy I could, all except my husband who told me he wanted to wait till marriage."

Evidently there are times that shotgun trick backfires.

And yeah, that girl was smoking hot!

sig94 said...

Subvet - every kid is different; some need a strong hand, others not so much. Especially girls. I'm still shaking my head after four of them.

Subvet said...

Sig, four girls? Poor guy. How many years has it been since you could use your own bathroom?