Missing His Master

General George S. Patton’s dog on the day of Patton’s death on December 21st, 1945.

#BlackDogsMatter

Our daughter has left the Army and has moved back to Fayetteville, NC, where she will be working for a defense contractor at Fort Bragg. We were in Fayetteville for almost a week last month helping her look at homes; she wants something not too far from the base. After we left, she drove up a week later to visit us for another week before returning to NC. She brought her dogs up also.

This is Bogart, or "Bogie." My daughter found him tattered, dirty and flea infested while she was stationed at Goodfellow AFB in Texas. He was maybe four months old -  he had a collar, no tag and was obviously abandoned. She adopted him and he is now one of my grand dogs. The vet suspects that he is part Great Dane and part Labrador.  

Whatever.  

He is a mental midget who crapped on my carpet. Look deep into his eyes. The Stoopid lurks there, thick as ticks on a possum. His sister, Greta, is much smarter. He should listen to her.

This is Greta with her duck. She's a rescue mutt from the Fayetteville pound. She's half Boxer and half Pit Bull and all lover. She loves to have her haunches scratched. She's been my grand dog now for about two and a half years. I still got the duck's head.

The next time they visit I'm gonna duct tape Bogies' ass shut.

Now Go Fetch Some Melted Butter

Nekkid Greta ... And A Duck

This mutt has no shame. She just flaunts it. And the duck don't care much either.

It's my daughter's dog, Greta the Great, and her latest conquest - Duck.

She's a rescue hound, about two years old, mixed Pit Bull and Boxer. Her head's made of concrete and she's kinda needy but she is truly a lovable, affectionate dog. Our daughter drove back to Ft. Bragg at oh dark hundred this morning. When I came home from work this afternoon I still half expected Greta to greet me at the door.

Meanwhile, the duck has been completely eviscerated. He's barely hanging on in the photo.

Dogs

Cats are jerks.

Ode To A Caption

Saw this over to Woodsterman's digs. 

Odie, you inspired me.

Ode To A Caption

I thought that I would never see

A caption so appropriately

Catching Bill and Hillary

Where the action is, quite literally

Once again between his knees.

 A caption that shows the dog won't relent

From snuffing up Monica's Oval Office visit scent.

A caption that shows Bill has Hillary's blessing,

She cares not a whit with whom he is messing.

A caption that shows beyond chance of refute

That Billy gets nada from the bitch in the pants suit.

And we can prove through the White House Visitor's Log

That the only one in the picture who can honestly say,

"I did Not Have Sex With That Women!"

...is the dog.