November 15, 2013

In The News

You Always Hurt The Ones You Love
Al-Qaeda-linked rebels apologise after cutting off head of wrong person.
Islamic State of Iraq and al-Sham militants say sorry for decapitating a fellow extremist rather than enemy. Militant Islamist rebels in Syria linked to al-Qaeda have asked for "understanding and forgiveness" for cutting off and putting on display the wrong man's head.
Friendly fire? Making a statement by knocking off the people who are working for the same goals as you? Not to worry. The Republicans have been doing that for decades.

Coming Soon To Obamacare
Doctors call for end to state-funded 'designer vaginas' after huge rise in procedures 'driven by online porn'

Number of labiaplasty procedures on NHS have risen five-fold in past decade
In the past five years more than 250 girls under 14 have had it done
Experts warn women are influenced by 'neat' genital appearance in porn
The Brits seem to like making their naughty bits prettier although the doctors don't. What do they know? Obamacare surgical enhancements to include harmonicas and air fresheners.

This Is Why The Government Can't Be Trusted For Health Care
The world's first printable gun has been deemed a serious safety and security concern after a gun printed by the Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms exploded before it was even fired.
ATF called this prototype the "Waco Peacemaker." I'm sure they followed instructions. This is all part of a government conspiracy to ultimately outlaw rubber bands and paper clips.

This Is Why Private Industry Should Be Left Alone

This weekend, Texas-based 3D printing company Solid Concepts announced that it had successfully fired 600 shots over two tests from its all-metal 3D-printed handgun, the first known prototype of its kind.
This test was conducted six months prior to ATF's cluster test fire. Designed by truly competent professionals, it was assembled by a twelve year old.

The ATF is now considering banning all twelve year-olds.


jay son said...

harmonicas and air fresheners, ohhh your gonna hear it from the ladies over that.

my wife claims i think hers doubles as a GPS, as i'm constantly "demanding" that she finds my stuff that she and the kids have lost around the house.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

I guess Al-Qaeda is light one terrorist.

WoFat said...


sig94 said...

jay son - it never ceases to amaze me how women are persuaded to spend money on the latest fad or fashion. I guess men aren't too far behind in certain aspects (tools? golf clubs?) but I sense a growing feminization of young men w/r/t their appearance.

sig94 said...

Odie - there's always one more idjut ready to step up and take the hit.

sig94 said...

WoFat - that is a distinctly Middle Eastern "Oops".

The Muslim version of our Court of Appeals is based on the Land of Oz Queen of Hearts - "Off With Their Heads!"

Doom said...

Don't you just lover brotherly love?

Don't you love the idea of being perty as a flower?

Don't you love government tech?

Don't you love the youth teaching communards how to do a simple thing?

ymmv (this part is right at those of you on the losing end)

Kid said...

Sadly, the women are very insecure. Generally speaking.

Ladies you don't need to be. There are many for each individual who will find you irresistible. The more you look alike, the more you detract from your natural beauty.

Unless you have a nose like a baseball bat, then by all means, but forget most of the stuff please.

sig94 said...

Doom - I am naturally pretty. Don't need no enhancements.

sig94 said...

Kid - I always get a good laugh when I see before and after pictures of those allegedly beautiful models and movie stars without their makeup. Many of them are quite plain and only a few are actually attractive.