An Apology Isn't Enough

The New York Post's Andrea Peyser says that Obama owes us all an apology for his childish middle school behavior at Mandela's funeral service. Taking everything else this shameless imposter has done to this country, I'd say a prison sentence for treason would be more appropriate.

The president of the United States, leader of the free world, standard-bearer for everything upright, good and wholesome about the nation he leads, lost his morality, his dignity and his mind, using the solemn occasion of Nelson Mandela’s memorial service Tuesday to act like a hormone-ravaged frat boy on a road trip to a strip bar.

In front of 91 world leaders, the mourning nation of South Africa and Obama’s clearly furious wife, Michelle, the president flirted, giggled, whispered like a recalcitrant child and made a damn fool of himself at first sight of Denmark’s voluptuously curvy and married prime minister, Helle Thorning-Schmidt.

Not to be outdone by the president’s bad behavior, the Danish hellcat hiked up her skirt to expose long Scandinavian legs covered by nothing more substantial than sheer black stockings .

[...] Finally, Obama posed for an iPhone selfie with the Danish hottie and British Prime Minister David Cameron. Only after the damaging photo eruption did Obama get hold of himself and regain a dim memory of his marriage vows. He finally straightened his face and moved away from the gentle gams of the Danish object of his desire.

Eventually the scowling First Lady stepped in to restore order and decorum by separating the boisterous children. Even Prime Minister Cameron could not withstand the heat generated by Michele's glare. In the following photograph, he is no where to be found. Or perhaps Michele ate him.

With the First Lady acting as monitor, the mourners spent the rest of the trip in proper introspective silence.