Yeah? My last gal pal was allergic or fussy about everything. I eventually got her to drop her vegan ways, eat meat, bread, cheeses and other lactose bearing foods, and proved that none of her modernists "food sensitivities" were true.
Only about 1% of the population has a real glucose intolerance, for example. Damned modernist pilgrims and their new age list of "sins" (while totally ignoring real sins) just irks me. Feed or not, it won't bug me. But right on, if you don't like what is served, don't eat it but don't tell me about your bull. I am intolerant to that!
Spoiled damned children. As hungry as I get because I can't always do the shopping, cleaning, and cooking, even if presented with worm pie, I would try it. Damn it, I'm HUNGRY enough to hurt sometimes. Blasphemy for people to be picky little food sissies, even women. Women can't be sissies, or babies, any more than men.
And, yeah, I have diabetes, high blood pressure, and a bad heart. But I'm not going to suggest no salts, or no fats (more fats are actually good for me), or no sugar. I will simply eat in moderation. Gah! Double Gah!
Doom - The only thing I refuse to eat is lima beans. Everything else is on my own personal endangered list.
PS Oh, and that NASTY fish paste something or other they had on the breakfast buffet at the Boston Long Wharf Marriott. Gadzooks that was foul! It was as if a sperm whale swam up, crapped in my mouth and then beat me with a herring.
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Splendid!!!
The eggnog is always a problem with at least one relative.
Very funny.
Yeah? My last gal pal was allergic or fussy about everything. I eventually got her to drop her vegan ways, eat meat, bread, cheeses and other lactose bearing foods, and proved that none of her modernists "food sensitivities" were true.
Only about 1% of the population has a real glucose intolerance, for example. Damned modernist pilgrims and their new age list of "sins" (while totally ignoring real sins) just irks me. Feed or not, it won't bug me. But right on, if you don't like what is served, don't eat it but don't tell me about your bull. I am intolerant to that!
Spoiled damned children. As hungry as I get because I can't always do the shopping, cleaning, and cooking, even if presented with worm pie, I would try it. Damn it, I'm HUNGRY enough to hurt sometimes. Blasphemy for people to be picky little food sissies, even women. Women can't be sissies, or babies, any more than men.
And, yeah, I have diabetes, high blood pressure, and a bad heart. But I'm not going to suggest no salts, or no fats (more fats are actually good for me), or no sugar. I will simply eat in moderation. Gah! Double Gah!
I love eggnog...
Doom - The only thing I refuse to eat is lima beans. Everything else is on my own personal endangered list.
PS
Oh, and that NASTY fish paste something or other they had on the breakfast buffet at the Boston Long Wharf Marriott. Gadzooks that was foul! It was as if a sperm whale swam up, crapped in my mouth and then beat me with a herring.
Ugh ... eat meat!
Well, but it is funny music, I should note that.
It's just that being hungry so often, it just irks me when people get so danged picky, especially at an event, or when gifted food.
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