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January 25, 2015

There's No Place Like Home


After furiously clicking the heels of his sparkly ruby red sneakers, Sid
finally realizes that he can never return home to his parent's basment

5 comments:

Sunnybrook Farm said...

What a pretty bride and he had his eyes closed?

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

He'll have to. They could starve in this Obama economy.

LL said...

She will harp him to death...

Doom said...

Women do what they do. If you let them, they will indeed eat you alive. It's really just a call for help from them. If you get eaten, it's because you weren't up to the task. Sort of like saddle training. Fun at first, but quite a chore. Only with wives, it's not a once then done thing. Yeeeee-Haw!

Hey, that's what I have seen from my experiences. And I have had many. Eaten some dirt, even when I did it right. Just don't stay down or she will roast you. All I'm saying. Your best weapon against any woman? Herself, if you know how to short a few circuits and rewire a bit. Oh, and you don't have to like her, not always. She already doesn't like you, you were foolish enough to marry her, after all. :)

Fredd said...

Yeah, ol' Sid's 'Tour of Duty' skills will also diminish to the point that even 4 year olds will make fun of him.