March 30, 2015

Obama's Homecoming

Vowing to leave no golf course unparred until he secures world peace, Barack Obama will return to Kenya for the Nairobi Tournament of Champions. The grand prize will be announced as soon as they can scare up a virgin and two goats.
Washington - Barack Obama will make a long-awaited trip to Kenya later this year, visiting his father's homeland for the first time since becoming US president six years ago, the White House said on Monday.

During the long-promised visit this July, Obama will attend a Global Entrepreneurship Summit in the east African nation, a statement said.

Obama has visited Africa four times since becoming president, but has not visited the country where he still has relatives.
He owes them money.

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