March 21, 2015

Sec. of the Army Dickless John McHugh

From the WashTimes:
A group of House lawmakers is moving to strip the armed services’ civilian leaders of the power to revoke combat valor awards in response to Army Secretary John McHugh unilaterally canceling the Silver Star, one of the military’s highest honors, for a former Green Beret officer.

Mr. McHugh took the action against Maj. Mathew Golsteyn, who braved repeated enemy fire in Afghanistan, even though he has not been charged with any offenses. The Army now is seeking to release him with a less-than-honorable discharge. The officer plans to fight the move, his attorney says.

The secretary acted after the CIA informed the Army that Maj. Golsteyn, during a polygraph exam for a job application, told of killing a terrorist who was making improvised explosive devices (IEDs), the weapon that has killed more Americans in Afghanistan than any other. The Army also removed Maj. Golsteyn from the elite ranks of the Green Berets.
You may very well guess what my reaction to this is:

Dickless John McHugh

Every morning at the Pentagon you’ll see him arrive
He stands five foot six and weighs one ninety-five.
Kinda narrow at the shoulder and broad at the hip
And everybody with a medal knows it’ll soon be stripped
By Dickless John

Nobody seemed to know where his dick had gone
But it’s said he lost it when his momma yawned
Her jaws slammed shut like a stainless steel trap
And now he carries his dick in a brown paper sack
Dickless John

Then came the day Maj. Golsteyn won a star
Saved a bunch of soldiers in a battlefield afar
There was a lot of shootin’ and hearts beat fast
Major Golsteyn showed bravery that was unsurpassed
‘Cept to John
Dickless John

Ya see, Major Golsteyn killed a terrorist
But didn’t read him his rights or some other shit
So Dickless John had to make his move
He yanked that medal ’cause he had to prove
He’s Dickless John

If you visit the Pentagon in a year or two
You may hear Dickless John try to misconstrue
Why he yanked that Silver Star from Maj. Golsteyn’s chest
It was because of honor and Dickless John knows best
But if you ask any soldier from Fort Bragg to Seoul
It’s because Dickless John ....... is a fucking asshole.

Dickless John
His dick is gooooone
Dickless John.


Fredd said...

I don't think Jimmy Dean would mind you messing up his famous ditty, there, Sig.

sig94 said...

Fredd -I hope not.

WoFat said...

Good name for him. I would also guess he has no balls a'tall.