Sec. of the Army Dickless John McHugh

From the WashTimes:

A group of House lawmakers is moving to strip the armed services’ civilian leaders of the power to revoke combat valor awards in response to Army Secretary John McHugh unilaterally canceling the Silver Star, one of the military’s highest honors, for a former Green Beret officer.

Mr. McHugh took the action against Maj. Mathew Golsteyn, who braved repeated enemy fire in Afghanistan, even though he has not been charged with any offenses. The Army now is seeking to release him with a less-than-honorable discharge. The officer plans to fight the move, his attorney says.

The secretary acted after the CIA informed the Army that Maj. Golsteyn, during a polygraph exam for a job application, told of killing a terrorist who was making improvised explosive devices (IEDs), the weapon that has killed more Americans in Afghanistan than any other. The Army also removed Maj. Golsteyn from the elite ranks of the Green Berets.

You may very well guess what my reaction to this is:

Dickless John McHugh

Every morning at the Pentagon you’ll see him arrive

He stands five foot six and weighs one ninety-five.

Kinda narrow at the shoulder and broad at the hip

And everybody with a medal knows it’ll soon be stripped

By Dickless John

Nobody seemed to know where his dick had gone

But it’s said he lost it when his momma yawned

Her jaws slammed shut like a stainless steel trap

And now he carries his dick in a brown paper sack

Dickless John

Then came the day Maj. Golsteyn won a star

Saved a bunch of soldiers in a battlefield afar

There was a lot of shootin’ and hearts beat fast

Major Golsteyn showed bravery that was unsurpassed

‘Cept to John

Dickless John

Ya see, Major Golsteyn killed a terrorist

But didn’t read him his rights or some other shit

So Dickless John had to make his move

He yanked that medal ’cause he had to prove

He’s Dickless John

If you visit the Pentagon in a year or two

You may hear Dickless John try to misconstrue

Why he yanked that Silver Star from Maj. Golsteyn’s chest

It was because of honor and Dickless John knows best

But if you ask any soldier from Fort Bragg to Seoul

It’s because Dickless John ....... is a fucking asshole.

Dickless John
His dick is gooooone
Dickless John.