May 14, 2015

Getting Fitted For A Burqa?

If you really need any more proof that Islam attracts the insane, the immature, the screwed up nutjobs, take a look at this:
Lindsay Lohan was photographed carrying a copy of the Quran after her first day of community service in Brooklyn, New York, on Wednesday.

The actress - who is of Irish and Italian heritage and was raised as a Catholic - held a hard copy of the Muslim holy book in her arm as she finished a day of office work at a children's center. She reportedly arrived two hours late.

It comes as the 28-year-old embarks on an 'emotional detox', giving up alcohol and dating.
That's not all this bint will be giving up if she takes the Sharia plunge.

Doesn't matter if she's wearing a bikini or a burqa, she's still one messed up woman.

Story here.


LL said...

Lindsay would wear the bikini under the burqua...It's hot inside a black tent.

underground pewster said...

When she heard that the followers of the Koran wanted to put women back into the stone age, she thought they said the "stoned age".

Doom said...

Nah. Women know they are out of control. Family used to hedge that. US law has crippled the family's ability, civil capacity, and at this point even social desire, to arrest out-of-control women. While they lip service their pleasure at being "free", they have become some of the most miserable people on the planet (Western women). The more they get, the more they lose. That they seek slavery, since nothing else seems to work, actually makes sense... given the insane choices before them. They know there is no going back, so they go forward into the only thing that might work.

Lohan is a ruin though. She might be a tool. Her cash will spend well enough. But not even they would want her, save as a babymaker who could develop Euro looking bomb-murderers. They'd have to beat her near to death, and at this point, I doubt if even that would get her in line.

Piss on her.

Fredd said...

Maybe she could use her acting skills to get an ISIS gig shooting propaganda footage.

Of course, since nobody would recognize her under that big, thick black burka, those skills would not translate well.

But she does need the beatings, though.

sig94 said...

Yes, she is a ruin. I wonder what I would do if she were my daughter. But then again, I have four daughters and none of them is a ship wreck like poor Lindsay.

I'd blame the parents, I more than suspect they used her, but she is old enough to know better and to act considerably better...

Still ... poor thing. She craves something stable, meaningful perhaps but she may regret that she turned to the Tome of Terrorism she is carrying.

Ian H said...

Aw come on. Maybe she was on her way to burn it!

Doom said...


Gnarly. I never even thought you had an optimistic bone to ya!

(Yeah, no, I know. Saw that quirk tell when you are yanking chains with relish... why do so many use relish for non-culinary things though... that's what I'd like to know!)