Last month Mexico quietly called for a nationwide exorcism to rid the country of demon activity. The demons manifested themselves in violence and drug activity.
America needs the same thing, but in the form of a National Hemorrhoid Removal Day centered in Washington, DC.
Vatican City, Jun 16, 2015 / 03:09 am (CNA/EWTN News).- Can a country with deep Christian roots like Mexico find itself at the mercy of demons? Some in the Church fear so.
And as a result, they called for a nation-wide exorcism of Mexico, carried out quietly last month in the cathedral of San Luis Potosí.
High levels of violence, as well as drug cartels and abortion in the country, were the motivation behind the special rite of exorcism, known as “Exorcismo Magno.”
Cardinal Juan Sandoval Íñiguez, the archbishop emeritus of Guadalajara, presided at the closed doors ceremony, the first ever in the history of Mexico.
We simply have to get rid of all the bleeding liberal assholes in this country.