The Hollywood Celebrity Itinerary

In this skirmish in The War On Idiots, the NY Post takes no prisoners.

We don’t know for sure that Will and Jada Pinkett Smith are the most horrible parents on Earth. But the case for that seems strong when you consider their überentitled, brainless, self-adoring, twaddle-spewing little munchkins.

This was an adjustment round.
Short, 45 left.
Correction: right 45, add 200.

These kids are to childhood what the script of “After Earth” was to writing. Spoiled? Too mild. These kids are nuclear narcissists. The elder Smiths may have boycotted the Oscars because they weren’t nominated, but they boycotted parenting because they couldn’t be bothered to raise kids with any grounding in reality.

Targets bracketed. Fire for effect.

Naming their children after themselves via gender-reversal — the boy, Jaden, is 17, while his sister, Willow, is 15 — turned out to be merely the first sign that the Smith household would be a greenhouse in which all egos would be jacked up on maximum-strength fertilizer (the Hollywood kind) and cultivated to grow crazily.

There's more as the targets disappear in a cloud of deflated egos.

This Post article is not funny. These kids are well on their way to being maladjusted, desperately unhappy adults.

Bid them Bon Voyage on the Cruise Ship Neurotic Depression as they sail forbidden waters: Sex, Drugs, Gender Confusion, Psychoanalysis, Prison, Resentment and Suicide. It's all there on the Hollywood Celebrity Itinerary.