September 7, 2016

In The News

Spy plane? Was it wearing a false mustache and dark sunglasses? It is an airborne, electronic intelligence gathering platform. Nothing secret about them other than the equipment they carry; the US has been using them forever. And the Russians do the same thing.
A Russian fighter jet intercepted a US spy plane flying over the Black Sea, according to US Defense officials cited by the Reuters news agency.

The officials said that there were multiple interactions between two aircraft and called the intercept by the Russian jet "unsafe and unprofessional." © FLICKR/ LANCE CHEUNG US Aircraft Reportedly Intercepted by Russian Jet Was in International Airspace - EUCOM The official, speaking on condition of anonymity, said the incident lasted about 19 minutes and the Russian Sukhoi Su-27 fighter came within 10 feet of the US Navy P-8 surveillance plane.

Bumper Cars - Moscow Style
Maybe this guy thought that Putin's ride was a land based, electronic intelligence gathering platform and just buzzed him too close?
VLADIMIR Putin’s personal driver was assassinated by “foreign secret service agents”, it has been sensationally claimed.

The unidentified man died when his BMW was smashed into by a Mercedes on a busy motorway in Moscow.

Now unsubstantiated claims posted on a pro-Putin website claim it was carried out by Western spies.

The presidential BMW was travelling on Kutuzovsky Avenue in the Russian capital when a Mercedes veered from the other side of the road, smashing into it head-on.

Nancy Pelosi Makes Me Sick
Blah blah blah, crap piss blah blah evil lying bitch blah blech gag blah blah lying twatwaffle blah blah bullshit yada yada nothing but lies blah blah insane lying worshipper of Satan blah blah cover Hillary's fat lying ass blah blah blah eat shit and die.
WASHINGTON — Nancy Pelosi, the House minority leader, sent a letter on Tuesday to Speaker Paul D. Ryan urging him to bar Republicans from using hacked documents in the campaign, arguing that “defending our democracy is more important than any advantage or disadvantage in this election.”

Ms. Pelosi, calling the hack into Democratic servers, apparently by Russians, “an unprecedented assault on the sanctity of our democratic process,” said Mr. Ryan should not condone either party using materials originating from the cybercrime.

“Democrats and Republicans must present a united front in the face of Russia’s attempts to tamper with the will of the American people,” Ms. Pelosi wrote.
The will of the American people is that the earth would suddenly open up beneath your feet and a legion of winged, laughing demons drag you to eternal flames and perdition.

Hell No! We Ain't Done With The Rooskies!
A brazen, buxom daughter of the Steppes was on a low level mission in the Plaza Hotel when she buzzed former NYS Gov. Eliot Spitzer's crotch and collided with his turgid Mark III ovipositor. Alas, after two months the law suit that was conceived from this loveless union was aborted. The respondent, Ms. Svetlana Travis, returned to the bosom of Mother Russia last February.
[...]Eliot Spitzer has pulled out of a fraud and extortion case against an alleged Russian hooker who accused him of choking her at the Plaza Hotel — less than two months after filing the suit.

“Eliot Spitzer, by and through his attorneys, hereby discontinues the above-entitled action without prejudice and without costs to either party as against the other,” the withdrawal notice says. The legal term “without prejudice” means Spitzer could refile the case in the future.

Papers filed in Manhattan Supreme Court Wednesday say the notice of discontinuance was emailed to the woman, Svetlana Zakharova Travis.

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