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After an all night binge on beer, pizza and peyote, an Indonesian charity decided to give their "world peace" award to North Korea's Psychopath-in-Chief Kim Jong-un.

Sukarno Education Foundation insists claims of human rights abuse in North Korea are "Western propaganda"

North Korean leader Kim Jong-un is no stranger to dubious accolades and has already been crowned Supreme Military Commander, National Defence Chairman and First Secretary of the Worker's Party.

This week, it emerged that Mr Kim is to receive yet another prestigious title - though for once it has not been bestowed by the North Korean state.

All members of the North Korean World Peace Award Committee were executed last month in a sudden outbreak of western propaganda.

Instead he is in line for an international award extolling his "peace, justice and humanity" thanks to an Indonesian charity.

It is the second unusual award to be bestowed upon the North Korean leader, who was crowned TIME magazine's Person of the Year in 2012 after the public vote was hijacked by internet pranksters.

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North Korean President Until-He's-Not Jong-un inspects the latest ultimate weapon of mass destruction by which he will rule the planet – the "Ramen Butterscotch Noodles Of Death.” The noodle technician and his family were immediately taken outside the factory and subjected to western propaganda.

Micro Intellectuals In Action

Selling delicious chicken sandwiches was ruled an act of international aggression by the 1995 UCLA Student Union Convention.

The student government at Johns Hopkins University decided Chick-fil-A is not welcome on campus, as its existence would cause “microaggressions” against the gay community.

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