Big Cait

I just had to do this.

Big Cait

Ev’ry mornin’ at the gym you could see her arrive

She stood six foot two and weighed one eighty-five

Kinda broad at the shoulder and narrow at the hip

And everybody knew, she was swingin’ a dick, Big Cait

Nobody seemed to know what Cait wanted to be

If two genders ain’t enough, hell, we’ll make three

So you didn’t say much 'cause you knew she was a guy

And if you spoke at all, you just said, “Hi” to Big Cait

She still looks like a man, t’was written in her genes

Couldn’t make up his mind if she's a King or a Queen

And a big endorsement from a reality show

Sent her back into the spotlight with a lotta dough, Big Cait

He weren't always a Cait, he used to be a Bruce
But one way or another his wiring got loose
It screwed up his thinking, his mind was a mess
So he decided to fix it by wearing a dress, Big Cait

It makes it real hard while writing this verse
Cause the gender thing keeps running in reverse
Now she's a woman but first he's a man
And I'm handling this as best as I can, for Big Cait

Now Brucelyn's future is up in the air
What she's got planned, I don't really care
But a slashing blow from a surgeon's right  hand
Could send Brucelyn's balls into a stainless steel pan, Big Cait

There will come a day at the end of his life

When God’s gonna settle all this identity strife

He made you a man and that’s what you gotta be

And you’ll pay for all this nonsense throughout eternity

Big Cait

Whiny Liberal Tastes Her Own Karma

The reporter who made public the address of Ferguson Police Office Wilson's address got outed herself.

And she doesn't like it one bit.

The New York Times journalist who published Darren Wilson’s home address wants police protection and has been calling the police nonstop, Gotnews.com has learned.

Julie Bosman “keeps calling the 020th District station complaining about people harassing and threatening her,” our source told us. She’s also “complaining about numerous food deliveries being sent to her residence.”

Chicago police department sources alerted Gotnews.com about the glaring double standard on Friday.

Gotnews.com published Julie Bosman’s address in Chicago after she published the address of Officer Darren Wilson and his new wife in a widely criticized move.

Suck it up sweetheart. That sauce can be spread all over your goose too. The same goes for the other NYT reporter.
Story here and here.


H/T iOTW.