There is an infestation that has spread like a ravaging hemorrhoid across the face of the planet.
Radical Islam brings burning, itching misery to mankind’s tender, swollen tissues.
But there is a salve…
Blessings be upon you blue and yellow tube,
From within your depths relief doth exude!
But the impassioned object of this etude
Is not used to keep our buttcrack lubed.
Instead the inflamed piles grow
In lands where Islamic rhetoric flows.
So no more diplomatic charm,
Empty words cannot dispel alarm.
What is needed is another balm,
One more suitable to men of arms.