What does a small town in California do when cuts in law enforcement result in drunken violent barnyard clashes?
The once-quiet hamlet of Calvert Corners has been living in terror as warrens of rabbit gangs have taken to binge-drinking cheap hooch and turning the small downtown area into a war zone. Local police have been unsuccessful in curbing the boisterous bunny bouts. The Goomba News Network is now able to offer video of a frustrated population of Conservative poultry acting vigilante-style to end the barnyard insanity.
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Digging beyond the headlines ... people want to know how we find videos of "Chicken Police" and juxtapose them with Russian metrosexuals.
It's the key to our fortune, here, I tell you.
But really, who knew that rabbits making merry pisses off chickens? Besides Aggies, I mean.
Nick, have you been surfing the Aggies' website?
*cluck*
Drop the carrot!
*buk buk bagock!*
Back away from the carrot!
Don't mess with no stinking chickens.
No, DC... I found this while visiting Arizona Sheriff Joe El Pollo's fetish site.
You captured the emotion, Sig.
"I'm warning ya, Bugs. Keep them ears where I can see 'em."
Woodie... Is there any other kind of chicken?
Smoked and fried chicken anus. Ah, Gene, North Korean cuisine at it's finest.
The dumb bunnies who attend leftist rallies could use a few police chickens to keep them in line.
These bunnies are of no relation to my friends. They are the bad lefties from the stupid side of the warren.
Great video find, Nickie.
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