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September 7, 2010

How do you say "Progressive Insurance Male" in Russian?






7 comments:

Anonymous said...

SPIT TAKE

Nickie Goomba said...

DC, this is a cruel and mocking post, inappropriate for a highbrow outfit like GNN. More, please.

Nickie Goomba said...

I just realized that this is the Kremlin's televised reaction to Obama's disarmament proposals. Very sad, indeed.

DC said...

Nick, this is a very serious post about what happens when a "Progressive Male" is exposed in public without his European shoulder bag.

And then the whole thing goes to hell when the Geico man pipes up at the end.

sig94 said...

Rough translation.

Host: You mean you really can't pee standing up?

Metrosexual: I feel more in solidarity with the plight of oppressed woman everywhere if I squat while I pee.

Host: *chortle* I can see by her expression that *snicker* your wife *giggle* doesn't fully agree *snort* with your position.

Metrosexual: My wife is free to have any opinion she likes. But I maintain that squating while relieving myself proclaims my loving and constant support for all gender-based hatred and discrimination.

Wife: This busted dick asshole can't keep it up long enough to get it caught in his zipper! He squats so he doesn't pee on his shoes!

Deep Voice From The Audience: I've been screwing his wife for the past three years! The dipshit likes to watch!

Host: Ahoooooooo hoot hoot hoot! Oh my bloody blue *heeheeheeeheeeheee snort* My God I can't *fweeeeerp* I think I just shat myself!

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Who cares what they were saying. I laughed right along.

sig94 said...

Lenin wept.