Too Much Time In The Sun

The families of people who have suffered and died from skin cancer caused by excessive exposure to the Sun now have someone they can sue.

Spanish Woman Claims She Now Owns Sun

(AFP) - After billions of years the Sun finally has an owner -- a woman from Spain's soggy region of Galicia said Friday she had registered the star at a local notary public as being her property.

Angeles Duran, 49, told the online edition of daily El Mundo she took the step in September after reading about an American man who had registered himself as the owner of the moon and most planets in our solar system.

There is an international agreement which states that no country may claim ownership of a planet or star, but it says nothing about individuals, she added.

"There was no snag, I backed my claim legally, I am not stupid, I know the law. I did it but anyone else could have done it, it simply occurred to me first."

The document issued by the notary public declares Duran to be the "owner of the Sun, a star of spectral type G2, located in the centre of the solar system, located at an average distance from Earth of about 149,600,000 kilometers."

Duran, who lives in the town of Salvaterra do Mino, said she now wants to slap a fee on everyone who uses the sun and give half of the proceeds to the Spanish government and 20 percent to the nation's pension fund.

Have you or a loved one ever suffered from the ravages of skin cancer or sun burn caused by the reckless action of Ms. Duran and her out of control star? Has your car's paint job been damaged by the Sun? Your beautiful, custom-made livingroom drapes faded and deteriorating due to the incessant output of ultraviolet light? Tired of purchasing expensive prescription sunglasses? Then call call 1-800-SUE-DRAN!

Prepare for the onslaught of lawyers' television ads in 3, 2, 1.