January 6, 2011

Metrosexual gets clock cleaned on the Metro

Allen Haywood was trying to transfer to the Yellow Line around 7:15 p.m. when the assault happened. He was headed home to Fort Totten after working out at Results on Capitol Hill, a gym bag slung over his shoulder and a book in his hands. As he read with his back to the station wall, “all of a sudden someone whacked me on the back of the head really hard,” he recalls.

Haywood turned around. The boy looked to be about 11 or 12 years old. Baffled, Haywood asked, “What the fuck are you doing?” The boy stood there laughing. Then someone else cracked Haywood from the other side. He turned around again. This time it was the girl in the video above. She didn’t stop swinging for more than a full minute, chasing Haywood around the platform as other kids egged her on.

As seen in the video, Haywood repeatedly asked the girl why she was attacking him, pleading with her to end it. “Stop it! Stop it! Goddamn it! You stop this shit right now! I did nothing to you!”

Haywood looked to strangers for help, but all he saw were other kids with their cell phones out, recording the scene and laughing.




Hat Tip to TBD


Wetzy said...

He should have nailed those gals with his man bag.

Nickie Goomba said...

As usual, I watch this video and imagine my hospital waiting room under ObamaCare.

Nickie Goomba said...

Wetzy... He probably blamed the Tea Party.

sig94 said...

Reminds me of the movie, "Throw Momma From The Train." Instead, just change the plot line a tad, "Throw Juvenile Felon Under The Train." Let the choo choo defend the Metrosexual Express.

DC said...

This is what happens when there is a legal/administrative/regulatory remedy for all manner of ills under the sun ... but no liberty of the cudgel.

I guar-an-damn-tee you all girly-man had to was charge the enemy like the 20th Maine. But that would take testicular fortitude.

Gorges Smythe said...

I guess the fact that he ran from a couple kids says WHY they picked him. Animal instincts are fairly accurate at sniffing out fear.

Opus #6 said...

I didn't know they offered this service on the metro. I will have to bring my soiled clocks there.

WoFat said...

Fighting back is usually best.

Nickie Goomba said...

Siggie... cowcatcher justice!

Conservative Scalawag said...

While yes this wussie is a beta male, he is more of a sheep than anything else.

He is also scared to pop a black woman for being seen as racist.