January 7, 2011

We're #1!

The Shity of Milwaukee has *hic* oversum all optickles and kapsurred, ahh crapturd, ohhh, taken it - the drinkyest *hurl* shity in the USa.
Milwaukee Is the Drunkest City in the Nation
Residents of Milwaukee get the most smashed.

The Daily Beast developed a drunkenness matrix to rate cities on how intoxicated their citizens are. The metric is based on average number of drinks per person per month, percentage of adults who are heavy drinkers, percentage of adults who are binge drinkers and deaths per 100,000 residents from liver cancer. Following Milwaukee, a city associated with beer production, were Fargo, N.D.; San Francisco; Austin; and Reno, Nev.

Considering only average drinks per person, per month, Milwaukee doesn't rate particularly high, trailing Austin; Boston (eighth overall); and Anchorage, Alaska (ninth), among other cities.

However, that could just prove the point that the folks in Milwaukee aren't sipping a glass of wine a day to keep their heart strong -- they're just out there on Friday nights drinking like there's no tomorrow

Beer Goggles + Viagra:
Abandon All Hope


Zio Rico said...

The thought haunts me - How does binge drinking impact my carbon footprint?

Nickie Goomba said...

Folks, I know who is to blame!

Chercher pour les femmes!

"Shlemeel, Shlemazel, Hazenfeffer Incorporated...."

Wetzy said...

Shirley you jest.

sig94 said...

Come 'n listen to my story,
It's a tale of woe;
I shoulda knowed better
Than to tap that hole.
It turned around and bit me
Quick as a rattler in a snit,
I learned in a hurry when not to dip my wick.

Beer googles.
I wuz acting real squirrely.
And don't call me Shirley.

Anonymous said...

his looks like Fresno to me.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

I'll drink to that!

T. F. Stern said...

Great photo effect, remind me never to go out and get whiffed.