There just isn't any other way to put it. American citizens are murdered by Somali pirates and the official response of the United States of America is this wobbly prose:
These are the words of the Secretary of State, Rear Cellulite Admiral Hillary Clinton. There will be no need for the "international community to act more decisively together" because they are incapable of meaningful action. The international community usually sits with its thumb stuck up its international ass and does nothing but wait for the world's sole superpower to wipe the slumber from its eyes and rouse itself to action.
“This deplorable act by the pirates that stalk vessels in the waters off of Somalia firmly underscores the need for the international community to act more decisively together,” she said. “We’ve got to have a more effective approach to maintaining security on the seas, in the ocean lanes that are so essential to commerce and travel.”
There is a sizeable group of men straining at Hell's Leash who are ready, willing and able to address this problem. They did it once before on the Shores of Tripoli and would love to do it again. Let the Marine Corps do what it does best; deliver the full measure of American indignation to the filthy vermin who are committing these atrocities.
Do it in such a fashion that the Somalis return to basket weaving, fly swatting or whatever the hell they did before they found out they could load rowboats full of thieves and AK-47's to commit mayhem on the high seas against unarmed civilians.
Let the world condemn us in public and bless us in private, we've been there before.
"Oderint dum metuant"
Let them hate so long as they fear.
It's time to go all Carthage on their asses. In the words of Ann Coulter,
We should invade their countries, kill their leaders and convert them to Christianity. We weren't punctilious about locating and punishing only Hitler and his top officers. We carpet-bombed German cities; we killed civilians. That's war. And this is war.