September 18, 2012

Honey, Would You Make Room For The Carrots?

Where else but in California would you find a guy who stuffs his wife in a Crock Pot™ for four days. From the LA Times:
A Los Angeles-area chef on trial in his wife's slaying told authorities the reason they couldn't find her body was because he slow-cooked it for days, then disposed of the remains.

David Viens' wife, Dawn Viens, disappeared in October 2009. In March 2011, David Viens told sheriff's investigators why they hadn't been able to find the body of his wife, who'd been missing for nearly a year and half.

"I just slowly cooked it and I ended up cooking her for four days," said Viens, a chef who ran a restaurant in Lomita, according to an interview played for jurors Tuesday.

Viens had already told investigators that, one October night in 2009, he taped his wife's mouth and bound her hands and feet with duct tape. The next morning, Dawn Viens was dead. That account is strikingly similar to what David Viens later told his daughter and ex-girlfriend, who testified for the prosecution last week.

Sgt. Richard Garcia asked Viens what happened the night of Oct. 18, the last time his wife was seen.

"For some reason I just got violent," Viens said, according to an interview played for a Los Angeles jury Tuesday.

In the second of two interviews Viens gave to investigators in March 2011, he said he stuffed his wife's lifeless body into a 55-gallon drum of boiling water and kept it submerged with weights. After four days, he mixed much of what remained with other waste and then disposed of it.

The only thing left, Viens said in the interview, was his wife's skull. He said he stashed it at his mother's house. Authorities scoured his mother's attic but found nothing.


Subvet said...

I'll be eating at home for the foreseeable future.

Remember, "The secret is in the sauce."

Anonymous said...

Fava beans, anyone?

Anam Cara said...

Yep, she probably made him watch "Fried Green Tomatoes" with her one time too many.

sig94 said...

Subvet - I heard his customers weren't so crazy about the stew but loved the Diced Dawn au gratin.

sig94 said...

Anon - and would you prefer a red or a white wine with that, Sir?

sig94 said...

Anam - I wonder if they'll make a movie about this? Something along the order of "Hell's Menu" or "I Can't Get Enough Of You ... With Italian Bread" or maybe even "My Reservations With Dawn."

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Tender enough?

sig94 said...

Odie -
♪Love Me Tender
Love Me Tough
Am I Cooked Enough?

Fradgan said...

Chianti, please.