September 6, 2012

Jesus, Take The Podium!

In what was obviously a 50-50 split, the Convention President, LA Mayor Villaraigosa, turns a deaf ear to protestors and says that two-thirds of the convention delegates approved an amendment welcoming Jesus, Abraham, Moses, Elijah, and the Apostles back into the Democratic Party.

God and his "crew" were unceremoniously ejected from the convention in earlier negotiations, but Satan called President Obama and complained that if "Jesus doesn't exist, then neither do I!"

Satan also threatened that if the situation wasn't corrected and soon, he'd return Ted Kennedy - "as is."

Longstanding efforts by the DNC to placate the Prince of Darkness continue.

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