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October 18, 2013

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Don't blame me. Kid wanted a picture of the eye lash mites that frolic and poop in your eyelashes ... at night ... while you sleep.


Just one hair follicle may contain as many as of these 25 eyelash mites, all snuggled comfortably together, pooping in your mascara.

An eye lash mite may live as long as two and a half weeks, with his friends and family pooping and fornicating ... in your eye ... while you sleep.

Nighty night!

8 comments:

Doom said...
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Doom said...

Your wife has to love having you go along to parties. Still, a boring party needs... a little... something to get it to effervesce. Men's work is never done.

sig94 said...

My wife is guaranteed a place in Heaven; she has put up with me for more than thirty years now.

Doom said...

See, another job for men. And I bet you don't even appreciate what you have done for her! Something about long suffering and paying here or there? Ha!

Kid said...

Men and Women learn what RIP Really means if they live long enough and are married :)

Nice mites !

Doom said...

Funny thing, though, Kid? I know this about husband and wife... and I'm still jealous. It just never worked out for me and... one of them.

Kid said...

Doom, I hear ya. I believe things are what they are meant to be... Ya, I know it sounds retarded but still.

We all dream of what we don't have.

USA_Admiral said...

Like we don't have enough to think about when we lay our heads down to sleep.