I can't believe it. There is only one Chick-fil-A restaurant in the entire state of New York? But that's what the Chick-fil-A locator states. The closest one for me is in Scranton, two hours away. Other than that, New York City has one.
I really wanted to try their sandwiches ever since the queers and the First Lady have disparaged them.
The First Lady of these United States has declared war on Chick-fil-A.Okay. Hold it right there. Just the mention of "plump juicy breasts" and "hot buttered buns" is going to set Moochelle's teeth on edge. Put breasts and buns in conjunction with a school lunch program and it's going to get ugly early. You might even get the DoJ involved.
It seems the home of plump juicy breasts and hot buttered buns has run afoul of the new Smart Snacks in School program.
The program is a component of Mrs. Obama’s Healthy, Hunger-Free Kids Act of 2010.I don't remember Congress voting on this; anyone else? The Snack Act?
The new government regulations require snack items served in public schools to have less than two hundred calories.
That includes vending machines, lunch rooms and other campus food venues.The standards are this: let the kids eat playground grass. It's low in calories and you get oodles of carbon credits since you don't have to run the lawn mowers.
And that’s really bad news for kids at South Carolina’s Socastee High School. They’ve just learned they will no longer be allowed to buy Chick-fil-A sandwiches at school.
“They don’t meet the standards,” Principal Paul Browning told the Myrtle Beach Sun News. “We’re struggling with it.”
Hunger pains aside, there’s another consequence to the Chick-fil-A ban – all the profits funded field trips for the school’s special education students.
“The Chick-fil-A profits went directly to the field trips,” the principal told the newspaper. “We’ve got to raise some money, but we will figure something out.”
Maybe they could get the math students to figure out how many carrot sticks they’ll have to sell to send the youngsters to Six Flags.Obviously the only solution is for these kids to declare themselves illegal aliens. The sky's the limit then.