September 1, 2014

Nekkid Pictures

Scores of celebrities are outraged that their nudie pix have been hacked.
Nude photos of Oscar-winning actress Jennifer Lawrence, as well as those purportedly showing other top Hollywood stars, were posted online in an apparent massive hacking leak.

An anonymous hacker reportedly gained access to private photos on the Hunger Games actress’s mobile phone, and those of 100 others, via Apple's online storage system iCloud.
Story here.

For allegedly technologically informed people, they are incredibly naive. If it's out there, someone is going to hack it.

I have some personal photos on my cloud drive through my Kindle. Everyone of them is rated "G".

Go ahead - have at 'em.

I have managed to stay alive for over 60 years without a single photograph of me in my birthday suit.

I have been married for over 30 years and if I want to see my wife naked, I ask her. Then she tells me to "Go pound sand ya pervert.".  No pictures are needed.

These self absorbed ego maniacs need to shift their focus away from themselves.


Kid said...

Sig, I think this stuff is half stupidity and half marketing.

Exactly. Don't want a nude pic on the net? Don't take one on a digital device - at least.

But really, looking around from the dixie chicks trying to escape from their unreal slam on an American President when their fan base was southern country music (!!!???) by appearing mostly nude on a magazine cover, to all the whores out there today making millions by simply exposing themselves, can we really think any of these are accidents? I sure don't.

Next !

LL said...

Sex sells. This seems like a publicity stunt to me.

Kid said...

So, I just went to google images for "jennifer lawrence nude" and these are not self portraits. These are professional shots and there's no doubt in my mind they're intended to get her more roles in movies and more people going to see the movies.

WoFat said...

The surprise at "unauthorized" persons seeing nude photos is like onto someone being shocked when they loan out a book and it doesn't come back. You don't want your naked ass seen - don't take pictures of it.

underground pewster said...

The only nekkid pics on my cloud are pictures of the dog. He has no shame at all.

sig94 said...

Kid - from what I read, there was more than one hacker involved and now the FBI is taking a looksee at this. Publicity is mother's milk to these people and there is really no downside.

sig94 said...

LL - rumors are that Walmart completely sold out of hand lotion in six hours.

sig94 said...

WoFat - and then they tried to have those pictures pulled from the web. Nice try, ain't gonna happen.

sig94 said...

Pewster - just for that, my next post will feature nekkid pictures of my daughter's dog.