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September 21, 2009

Obama - 'I think I could use a newspaper industry'

RedState.com thinks that President Obama may have cought some kind of Citizen Kane flu!


The cure for sinking poll numbers - more lollipops! And my very own newspapers!

If you get your news primarily from the typical newspapers and alphabet-soup TV networks (ABC, NBC, CBS, CNN, MSNBC, et al) then:

  • Van Jones must be some kind of NBA center or NFL lineman, just like Johnny Malibu, Truck Johnson, or Tractor Traylor.
  • The words ACORN, hidden cameras, underage prostitution, and tax cheating are not especially related to each other
  • Republicans are racists because they oppose health care for poor people.
  • People who protest are racists.
  • But that didn’t become true until this January.
  • Democrats could get more done if those 40 Senators and 178 House Republicans would quit blocking everything.
  • You hear the word teabagger in your dreams, and are unaware of a site called urbandictionary.com
  • Honduras overthrew their president in a coup, but Obama is standing up to them.
  • Hugo Chavez is misunderstood.
  • All the world’s thugs and dictators are now learning to appreciate how warm and fuzzy America is, and at any moment are about to break into Kum-Ba-Ya and will probably wish us Happy Winter Observance around mid-late December.
  • America sucks, but Obama is changing that by apologizing to everybody, and fixing all the broken stuff like the banking industry, the auto industry, the health industry…and anything else he can get his hands on.

And because you are so well-informed, the government would like to make it so you are always that well-informed.

Conservatives have long known that the Democrats would love an excuse to subsidize the collapsing left-partisan newspaper industry. Readership has been dropping steadily for years, thanks to a relentlessly bitter left-wing news slant and the growing availability of alternate news sources. I realize the ‘falling ad revenue due to everything moving to the web’ argument gets used alot, but I tell you, I don’t see the Washington Examiner, New York Post, and the Wall Street Journal yipping about declining revenues.

If you get my drift.

One of the remarkable things about this collapse of the bird-cage-lining industry is that in spite of readership vaporizing, and in spite of some pretty substantial evidence that their leftist political pitch is at least a factor, they refuse to moderate their tone. The decline in the evening news viewers on ABC, NBC, and CBS over a 10-year span is AWESOME BABY rather drastic, and the corresponding numbers at FoxNews has risen to the point where they border on competitive with the broadcast networks.

Ideology may not be the whole reason but it is undeniably a part of it. Whether you think the Examiner and FoxNews are right-biased or now, it is a FACT that conservative viewers and readers can no longer tolerate the stench issuing from the NY Times, WaPo, CBS, and friends.

So the industry will not change in order to be profitable. And now Democrats are proposing to “subsidize” — aka take over — the industry, and Obama has expressed that he’s “open” to it. That is code for “it was his ideal”. We already have Government Banking and Government Motors. Now we can have the Government Press.

I bet that will result in a better product and more fair political representation.
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Especially during election season.

10 comments:

Paladin said...

The Libs will wail and bemoan that (successful) talk radio tends to lean conservative, but they won't blink an eye over the conflict of interest when government steps in to the newspaper industry.

At least they're consistently inconsistent.

Rhod said...

The lesson in this is that, wherever you find seriously impacted liberalism, you get the laxative of federal funding. The output is always the same.

Rhod said...

PS: They're building Thenewyorktimes.gov website right now.

Timeshare Jake said...

You are on Obama's radar Nickie. He said it on Meet the Press yesterday. http://bungalowbillscw.blogspot.com/2009/09/now-news-will-soon-be-officially.html Scary stuff. You will bow down before 2011 or face an internment camp.

Anonymous said...

Paladin, I can't comment right now. My favorite Air America show is on and I don't want to miss a thing.

Anonymous said...

Rhod...

it's Thenewyorktimes.gov/fishy

Anonymous said...

Bill, please type softer. They're watching.

Mike said...

Subsidizing an industry that´s already in Obama´s pocket is like giving coffee to a drunk driver who´s already in jail. All you get is an awake drunk with a public record of destructive behavior.

If we could send obama back in time, he´d probably invest in the Titanic too. And as long as we could ensure he was a passenger, I´d be there for the launching.

Opus #6 said...

Mike, a pleasant thought.

I wish there were some way to neuter him for his next few years. I guess that will happen in 2010.

Anonymous said...

If we are lucky, he will try this. I am beginning to think OBummer is a Republican mole.