I just got a look at her on TV, and I thought my screen was messed up. She is really big. Wow. She turned just right and everything went dark in the Senate Chamber.
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There's a rumor she's proposing legislation that'll personally give her 2 U.S. senate seats.
In other words, that girl is so fat... her Toyota has stretch marks.
Not as 'of size' as this guy, 1,000 pounds, currently in UK news because the NHS need to use a Chinook helicopter to get him to hospital; last time they used a fork-lift truck.
It was an eclipse, I think. I mean, I was in awe. I knew she was big, but I think she was wearing about three dresses sewed together. It was impressive.
Kid, that is quite a list. Very good. I am thinking I like the helo LZ and the "OK" to the menu best. "OK"?
Si se puede.
Those buns are so big they are gonna have to be relabeled as "loaves".
Oh, my. Never forget the power of good ol' appearance jokes.
Debbie Stabenow's husband pulled his car into the driveway, where she was standing. He bumped into her. She shouted at him, "You just hit me with the car! How could you? Why did you just hit me with the car?" He replied, "Because I didn't think I had enough gas to drive around you."
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There's a rumor she's proposing legislation that'll personally give her 2 U.S. senate seats.
In other words, that girl is so fat... her Toyota has stretch marks.
This was so funny, I'm in tears. Just happened to be on the phone with my son and read to him. Best laugh I had today, you know I live in her state.
Went dark? Her mass deflected light waves?
She's so fat she went to the Grand Canyon and got stuck.
She's so fat...
Her graduation picture was an aerial view.
When her cell phone goes off, people think she's backing up.
She wore an X-Files T-shirt and a helicopter landed on her.
When she lays on the beach the people feel sorry for her and try to roll her back into the water.
Her bathtub has stretch marks.
She looks at a menu and says Ok.
Thanks for the laugh
Not as 'of size' as this guy, 1,000 pounds, currently in UK news because the NHS need to use a Chinook helicopter to get him to hospital; last time they used a fork-lift truck.
70 Stone Man
It was an eclipse, I think. I mean, I was in awe. I knew she was big, but I think she was wearing about three dresses sewed together. It was impressive.
Kid, that is quite a list. Very good. I am thinking I like the helo LZ and the "OK" to the menu best. "OK"?
Si se puede.
Those buns are so big they are gonna have to be relabeled as "loaves".
Oh, my. Never forget the power of good ol' appearance jokes.
DC. Thanks for the feedback. Agreed. Tho I like the aerial view one as well.
Yeah, but it looks like she uses enough make-up to keep a whole counter at some places in employ.
She is so fat, when she jumps she gets stuck.
Crack kills.
Oh well. Carry on.
Debbie Stabenow's husband pulled his car into the driveway, where she was standing. He bumped into her. She shouted at him, "You just hit me with the car! How could you? Why did you just hit me with the car?" He replied, "Because I didn't think I had enough gas to drive around you."
She's so fat that once when she put on a pair of BVDs, the waistband spelled out the word "Boulevard".
Rimshot ... rimshot ...
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