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October 30, 2010

Full Disclosure

I've taken a lot of hits here lately. So, for faithful GNN readers and the FOIA, I'm outing everyone in the boiler room - photos of Nick, DC, Sig. I'll even include myself in my old field jacket to show I have nothing to fear from exposure. The photos Nick and DC posted of themselves a few months ago, were fakes. The pictures were of a partnered, middle-aged couple of tin men from Missouri, siding salesmen on a free sales quota trip to Dana Point.

Goomba and DC even pressed Opie to participate in the deception. Contemptible. It was all for a few cheap laughs at our readers' expense. However, because of the odious Griswold v. Connecticut which gave us the right to privacy (and ultimately abortion on demand), you'll have to guess the identity. You know me already, and I think I look a little like Goomba and, now, Sig, who was chosen for GNN on looks alone. DC, though, is....different. There's a clue for DC, BTW.





"Dagnab it! I missed the ABBA retrospective on VH1!"





11 comments:

Randy-g said...

I know you guys........

Nickie Goomba said...

I see no resemblance whatsoever.

Teresa said...

You guys look familiar.

Rhod said...

Randy and Teresa, we get that a lot.

Nickie Goomba said...

Farewell and adieu to you, fair Spanish ladies.

Farewell and adieu, you ladies of Spain.

For we've received orders for to sail back to Boston.

And so nevermore shall we see you again.

Rhod said...

Righto, Nick. I love that Roger Whittaker song.

The_Kid said...

I Didn't need the clue Nickie. I knew you were the sailing fisherman type.

I've got DC as the Gambler Lonnigan, ya folla, then I've got Rhod as the dude in the gold miners hat who is a hell of a lot smarter than he looks.

Sig is of course, the gent who thought he was going to get a 50 gold sovereigns bonus in the course of dispatching the great James Bond. But that idea soon went out the window.

Rhod said...

Sorry, Kid. I'm a hell of a lot dumber than how DC looks. And Goomba only sails when he's three sheets (ropes) to the wind.

I lied about Sig. He looks like Spanky McFarland after years of heavy steroid and creatinine abuse. Something about the brow and the supraorbital ridge...very simian.

Come on by, though. We've got coffee.

sig94 said...

Rhod - I've been stopped on the street so many times and told by breathless, excited people that I bear a stunning resemblance to Sigorney Weaver. Especially when I'm wearing heels.

The_Kid said...

I like coffee.

DC said...

You dudes need to get out and watch some football, unless you are Longhorn fans.

Wow ... Rhod, I resemble that remark. I mean, Festus and Abba?