Lesson Plan:Grandstanding idiots who traipse around war zones in a deliberate attempt to provoke confrontations with one of the combatants should not play with bulldozers.
Materials Needed:
- One up-armored, slow-moving, Caterpillar D-9 bulldozer;
- One slow-witted, sloth-footed, self-righteous twit;
- One combat zone.
Haifa, Israel - Seven years after an Israeli military D-9 bulldozer buried American pro-Palestinian activist Rachel Corrie under sandy soil near Gaza's border with Egypt, her family has effectively put the Israeli army on trial for her death. The Corrie family is demanding a symbolic $1 in punitive damages from the state for wrongful killing and negligence.
Looking to fortify themselves with a hearty breakfast before attending the trial, the Corrie family waits for a table at a popular Palestinian restaurant where their daughter is being served as a special with eggs, chick peas and a choice of yogurt or cucumber strips.
Note: The picture of snarling, screaming, "peace activist" Rachel Corrie was taken at a February 15, 2003, Gaza "Hate-on-Israel" rally where she burns a mock up American flag. This site has the pics and an observation:
Months after her demise, Rachel's parents were given a "Useful Idiots" medal by the filthy, thieving, terrorist pig, Yassir Arafatwa. It's all in the above referenced url because I cannot show a picture of that pig and the ignorant parents together. Nickie already warned me that the GNN website is not able (something about the guage of Blogspot's ground wires) to handle that much Stoopid all at once. The last time we tried, Rhod accidently dangled a participle and nearly choked when he swallowed a gerund.Rachel Corrie was NOT a peace activist. She was a stupid young ninny who devoted her short adult life to hate-mongering and terror advocacy. She was killed while trying to thwart Israeli army operations being carried out to prevent terrorist attacks. Apparently, her folks are not too bright, either.
12 comments:
Google St. Pancake, check out images. It's a hoot.
Good thing about bio mass, it is good for mother earth.
Her parents should be sued for not teaching her to not play in traffic.
Pancakes. They are good compost.
Nickie - I too struggled with how to categorize this completely avoidable/preventable turn of events. It is tragic indeed that Mrs. Corrie did not have an abortion.
Toaster - I am dismayed at the lack of sympathy you display for this poor grieving family.
Being a sensative, caring individual, I will organize a Rachael Corrie Memorial Breakfast at IHOP's next March 16 to commiserate with the Corrie's loss. You may have any menu item you wish as long as it is a pancake. Caterpillar, Inc., is also donating the D-9 series of commemorative plates. This will be special.
You can always depend on a high quality bulldozer.
WoFat - I am sure the operator didn't want to hurt Rachel, but looking at the 'dozer, his field of vision is extremely limited due to the armor and that huge blade.
This post reminded me of this from gateway--
Wounder if the parents of these little terrorists will sue-
http://gatewaypundit.firstthings.com/2010/10/speeding-car-ends-rock-throwing-protest/
Carol-CS
Though I do not believe in Darwin's theory, I do believe in some applications of it. If someone travels thousands of miles but cannot figure out how to move a few feet, death is going to happen sooner or later. And, to put it bluntly, this was a good thing. Can I haz mor pancacks, plezes?
Which reminds me, we need to tighten up the ability to sue. Add in that the loser pays all court costs unless there is a reasonable expectation and reasonable grounds. Not being able to... dodge a bulldozer? A simple example for the court would end the debate.
CS - first they launch rockets and suicide bombers against innocent civilians and then they sue. There is protocol to be followed here, doncha know?
Doom - it's like playing dodgeball with a weather ballon.
Ya puts the loon in front of the 'dozer and ya takes yer chances.
"Can I haz mor pancacks, plezes?"
Sounds like excellent material for a demotovational poster, no?
Sig, midplaced modifiers and the passive voice carry a penalty here. Be careful of the subjunctive mood, too, or you're in big trouble.
And never use "comprise" when you mean "compose"...there's a slight difference but I'm not gonna say what it is.
Personally, I think the "ing" morsel is pretty tasty.
Good thing that kid was killed before he bread. Can't have those type's in the human race.
I'll send the Isralis Army a dollar for my version of a message.
That one being thankyou for doing the world a favor.
A Ghandi he/her was not.
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