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October 7, 2010

He's Taking Off The Mittens

Obama is declaring war. Of course his generals are leaving but that doesn't stop our intrepid President! I tell you, there's gonna be hell to pay when the gloves come off and our President takes on all comers. Grab the baguettes, boil the arugula! He's going to the mattresses if the Republicans seize control of the House.

Reporting from Washington — A Republican majority in Congress would mean "hand-to-hand combat" on Capitol Hill for the next two years, threatening policies Democrats have enacted to stabilize the economy, President Obama warned Wednesday.

Speaking on Michael Baisden's syndicated radio show, Obama also made a direct appeal to African Americans about the importance of the November vote, even though he's not on the ballot himself.

The reason we won [in 2008] is because young people, African Americans, Latinos -- people who traditionally don't vote in high numbers -- voted in record numbers. We've got to have that same kind of turnout in this election," he said. "If we think that we can just vote one time, then we have a nice party at Obama's inauguration, and then we can kind of sit back and suddenly everything's going to change – that's just not how it works."

But that's exactly how many American minorities work in the Democratic urban enclaves of welfare moms and crackheads! Obama going bare knuckles? It's more like King Leonides booting a drunken Persian down a crumbling stairwell.
This. Is. Detroit!

And so it is. Come my friends, let's revisit the minority reactions to Obama's Presidential election. How visions of hard work and sacrifice filled their hearts and heads as Obama ascended the throne.

Remember the Detroit rally cry? "OBAMA MONEY!"

Obama gonna pay the gas and mortgage!

Our fearless leader, now mittenless, expounds how he will win.

"Everybody in the barbershops, the beauty shops, and at work -- everybody's got to understand: This is a huge election," he said. "If we turn out in strong numbers, then we will do fine. If we do not, if we are depressed and decide, well, you know, Barack's not running right now, so I'm just going to stay home, then I'm going to have my hands full up here on Capitol Hill."

Barbershops? How about looking in the food stamp lines -over 40 million served every month and predicted to hit over 43 million by the end of 2011! In NYC over 20% of the entire City's population is now receiving food stamps, 1.7 million out of over 8 million people. That is more than one out of five.

Days before the release of a key jobs report, Obama said most of the job losses his administration gets blamed for occurred before "any of my economic plans were put into place," and that the country is still "experiencing the hangover from the misguided policies" of the last decade.

Obama said a big voter turnout was vital, both to counter millions of dollars being spent by outside groups and the enthusiasm Republicans have demonstrated.

Speaking of infusions of outside dollars, where is Soros when you need him? The virus for the Bush derangement syndrome must have found fertile ground in the White House.

Barry will be blaming Bush until the Second Coming. Christ will meet us in the air and it will be George's fault that no one has a chute.

Barry is Busted. No Blame. No Balls. And now ... No Bounce.

Illinois Republican Party Chairman Pat Brady said Thursday that Obama has "no coattails," even in his home state.

"In fact, both the appearance of the president and Rahm Emanuel popping his head up has done a lot to motivate our base," he said.

It's like Wack-A-Barack. If he keeps popping his head up, someone is bound to smack it.


Now I'm getting all tingly.

11 comments:

Teresa said...

"It's like Wack-A-Barack."

That's great! Maybe whacking him would knock some sense into him?

Obama seems to be crushing many peoples' hopes.

Vote in November!

Nickie Goomba said...

Yes. Obama is the new Curly.

Sig, a wonderful job of editing this moving montage, and thanks for sparing us a the sight of Shemp, the ne'er-do-well considered at GNN to be the Alf Landon of Hollywood.

sig94 said...

Teresa - as ACORN sez, Vote Early. Vote Often.

sig94 said...

Nickie - Shemp just doesn't get my mojo running. It's like watching Lon Chaney Jr. trying to imitate Groucho Marx.

banned said...

Nickie, I expect that, as here in Britain, the US has families with three or even four generations of people who have never had a job, instead they rely on free money from the state, where being declared disabled or "on the sick" is regarded as a career move.

It does not seem to matter whether the left or right are in power, the idle poor seem set to be with us for some while yet.

WoFat said...

Oy!

sig94 said...

Banned - As Abraham Lincoln observed, God made quite a few common people. Leave it to the Democras to make a whole lot more poor people.

sig94 said...

Let people hold onto these:
Manifest plainness,
Embrace simplicity,
Reduce selfishness,
Have few desires.
Tao-Ching ch. 19

Amended by Obama, 2010
And die young.

The_Kid said...

I'm not optimistic unless I realize:
* obama bowing down to the muslims, and this trials for gitmos and disrecognizing the war on terror, his feckless piece of garbage AG holder not even willing to say radical islam COULD have been a reason for Hassan running around screaming alluh ackbar at Ft Hood killing America's finest.
* 70% are against the health care evil
* even the democrats are admitting his policies are destroying the economy...

If it's Not a tidal wave, I'll be very disappointed.

And Hey Hey HEY NEVADA !! For God's Sake people, please vote out that Hairy Reed character. I'm begging you. (Not telling you like Sean Penn might do)

DC said...

I was liking all of this until people started dissing Shemp and WoFat said "Oy."

Geez.

But as for Obama saying he is rallying the troops, blah, blah ...

Bring it on.

sig94 said...

DC - I agree. I love shrimp. Boiled, fried, you name it. It's a matter of taste, there's no need to disrespect what other people enjoy. Just because they resemble some kinda weird alien ocean bug and eat disgusting rotted crap that a dog wouldn't touch doesn't mean that they're not delicious. There's room for the bottom feeders right next to the cocktail sauce.

Just don't eat them with their nasty little bug heads on. Now that really grosses me out. The fins/flipper things and little feet - okay. But those dead, black eyes and those little mandible nibbly things they eat with. Yuck!