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October 11, 2010

Programming Update

Good evening, Goomba Nation. I regret that I but few posts to give for my country. Time is limited, unlike the obligations of real life.

However, as we approach this historic election wherein we prepare to party like it's 1894, I will endeavor to check in daily with at least some pith or mirth ... or both ... to do my little part in move this big ol' wave.

And, of course, we'll continue right up to Halloween weekend with DC's Music Festival ...

After the election, I plan to go on a wild, celebratory drunken binge, so all bets are off. Just kidding, of course. But Rhod and Amy have invited me to his CT chalet for the "World Championships of Hot Tub Chicken Fighting." I do plan to partake, even though Rhod has promised to pair me with "some big ol' New England gal." And I hereby pledge to refrain from underwater hijinx unless and until the chicken feels more like a turkey.

Hey, are you wondering what type of October Surprise that Obama and the Socialistas might be cooking up? Well, you can cross a post-season first pitch off your list ...



Is it just me, or is there any one out there who is just pissed to see such a pansy in the WH ... a guy who looks like he didn't touch a baseball in his lifetime until he walked out on that field? Burns me up.

I don't want him defiling any American baseball fields.

However, I am thinking that every first "pitch" that the O throws is worth about 10 seats. So, I might reconsider for the cause.

10 comments:

banned said...

Good luck with your drunken binge Nickie though over here that would be condemned as 'inappropriate', you might even be accused of going on an "alcohol fuelled frenzy" (which is my preference).

I expect that David Cameron can play cricket somewhat better than Obama throws a baseball.

DC said...

Banned ... that was me, and I was kidding re: the binge. Nick is probably serious about it, though, while they are still legal.

Nickie Goomba said...

DC... I speak from experience. Rhod's "big ol' New England gal" is his transgender neighbor Phil. He's a nice fella but not courtin' material.

Rhod said...

Yes he is, Goomba. Calloused hands.

DC, we'll be waitin' for ya.

sig94 said...

DC - Be wary. In the immortal words of Thoreau, "Beware of all enterprises that require a new mobile home."

In New Englandese, "good" and "ol" signify a two Zamboni-wide butt.

Zio Rico said...

Not so much a hot tub. More a lukewarm tub.

Wetzy said...

He can't throw as well as Charlie Christ.

DC said...

Sig, also things that end in "I" tend to be wide, as well. Ask Michelli.

Wetz, ain't that the truth? Funny, how libs can't handle the hard ball ...

LL said...

barack hussein obama's teleprompter still predicts a BIG win for world socialism in November -- of course George Soros is the guy who types in stuff for obama to read...and Soros is a white cat and a monocle from being a villain in a James Bond movie.

sig94 said...

White cats and monocles... Gee LL, sounds like the luncheon I once attended with Goomba's optometrist.