November 7, 2014

They Can Hear You Michelle

Depressed Michelle Obama "Holed Up" In Bedroom
WASHINGTON (WNB) - White House sources say a depressed First Lady Michelle Obama has been locked in her bedroom since Tuesday night with a quantity of Ben & Jerry's 'Chunky Monkey' ice cream and several canned hams.
"Barry and Mooch had a big argument and she locked herself in the bedroom. I know she's still in there because I hear her farting," said the source.

Post Election News courtesy of World News Bureau


Doom said...


Now THAT was funny. Probably just a rumor spread by one of his boyfriends, but you never know. :p

WoFat said...

What a thing to have to listen to.

LL said...

Ham and Chunky Monkey? No fried chicken and watermelon (the standard comfort food)?

This may be serious. Somebody, call Oprah.

sig94 said...

Doom - probably caused by all attention going to the Republicans.

sig94 said...

WoFat - Wasn't there a song "Behind CLosed Doors"??

And when she gets behind closed doors
Then she pulls her pants way down
And she makes me glad that she's a man
Oh, no-one knows what goes on behind closed doors

sig94 said...

LL - she had already emptied out the KFC's in DC.

Kid said...

Ha !

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Ah Yes, A brown cloud descends upon the White House.