In The News

Her Old One Stunk:
I am wondering, who got close enough to sniff that out? Medals and commendations are in order. And perhaps a lung transplant.

Donna Brazile fired back at her former employer, saying CNN ripped her “a new one” instead of letting her defend herself against leaked emails showing she gave Hillary Clinton a sneak peek at debate questions.

“I wish CNN had given me some other things, like the ability to defend myself rather than ripping me a new one,” Brazile said at a Monday event at Hollins University, according to the Roanoke Times.

“CNN never gave me a question,” Brazile said of her resignation.

Well Donna,  try to keep this one clean while it's still bright and shiny.

We Don't Care, We Don't Vote, We're Just Here To Get Your Goat:
They did catch someone's goat. Said goat wearing badges and guns.

Portland, Ore.—More than half of the anti-Trump protesters arrested in Portland didn’t vote in Oregon, according to state election records. At least sixty-nine demonstrators either didn’t turn in a ballot or weren’t registered to vote in the state. KGW compiled a list of the 112 people arrested by the Portland Police Bureau during recent protests.

The Great Unwashed melds with The Great Unregistered and is escorted off the field by The Great We Don't Give A Rat's Ass About Snowflakes.



Now It's Pepsi - For Those Who Think Wrong:
Remember the remake of an old Pepsi commercial on TV?

PepsiCo’s CEO said the election of Donald Trump as president was terrifying her employees.

“I had to answer a lot of questions from my daughters, from our employees. They were all in mourning,” PepsiCo CEO Indra Nooyi told Andrew Ross Sorkin at The New York Times’ DealBook conference on Thursday.

The Pepsico stock dropped 2% since Indri attacked the president-elect.

What is truly terrifying is that the jobs of tens of thousands of people depend upon this mindless twit.

Obama's Excellent Adventure
It's just like he took a victory lap through Detroit.

Mr Obama's visit to Athens, Greece, was supposed to be a grand farewell, but descended into chaos when angry rioters took to the street to demand he leave.

Youths riding motorbikes, carrying wooden clubs and launching petrol bombs tried to break a police cordon and confront Mr Obama directly.

I hope Mr. Obama enjoyed his Bill Ayers inspired welcome. Nothing like the smell of petroleum and the spectacle of flaming Molotov Cocktails lofting through the air to appreciate a well armored tank.