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4 comments:
OK, here's a dollar. That's it. Stop bothering me. Stop Emailing me.
How did I miss this? Did Nickie (Price is Right ... I bid a minute over your last post) Goomba hide it?
I didn't even catch this today.
No wonder my phone has been ringing off the way.
No, Nick, I can't get you into "man bra" manufacturing.
Rhod, where is Huck's magic sauce? That stuff is going to make a fortune. I am surprised O'Reilly is not selling it on his site as "Factor Gear".
This is funny. Arkansas? Is that how you picture me?
Opie, you really don't wanna go digging into DC's imagination.
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