Okay, it's time to pick the most egregrious statement by Van "Get your vid camera ready for some verbiage" Jones, you know, Obama's "Green Jobs Czar" (whatever in the world that is).
And note, before you go high and to the right: The dude is a Communist (another happenstance acquaintance of Obama, it seems). So, please ... take this into consideration and don't overreact to any of the following remarks:1) Republicans are "arse-orifices";
2) Pres. Bush acted "like a crackhead";
3) "Only white kids shoot up schools";
4) Oil companies are "f*#%-ing killing people";
5) "Pres. Bush is behind 9/11, but I never said that now or never";
or
6) Nickie Goomba is "some ol' dago blogger".
42 comments:
# 6!
Though not on the list, I'd have to vote for his description of Mother Teresa as a "hunched-up, bible-suckin' curry monkey"
Rebel, keep your dollar this month.
You're gettin' a dollar out of followers? When do His Hotness and I get a cut?
Clearly, this is a trick ?. #6 is so over the top. When I first heard him utter it, I didn't even hear all of it. He got to the da- and everthing went blank.
You know, Obama is really unfortunate to have been in the company unknowingly of such a large # of such peeps.
Is this poll anonymous? I need my anonymity. What is this. Card check or sumfin?
Belly up the bar and vote, Opie. Obama already knows you are reading this blog.
#6 for sure.
Opie, get used to the fact that DC draws Feds like my Hai Karate aftershave draws chicks. You've already been pegged.
I vote for #6.
DC, don't start. The dollar is only to cover printing and distribution costs.
LL, I see your point. That "ol" is quite a slur.
Terri, bless you, but I don't need to hide behind the skirts of some dame. I can take it.
I'm still shocked by the guy's troofer statements.
Hai Karate aftershave? I thought that stuff went out of style when Hope Sing hung up his skillet.
And Nickie, I request an accounting. Where do I go to speak to the CFO?
You know, if we are living right ... this guy will still be employed next fall. He is a good show and tell for pretty much everything wrong with the Obama Administration.
Hope sing? No, that was Bing Crosby. Hop ... Sing, of course.
I vote "present".
Smart move, Lovely.
If I vote #6, does that make me a racist?
BTW - you only charge Rebel a dollar? I'm on strike... I though you said I was gettin' a deal for my buck fitty..
Sol, you've got the Premium Plan. The autographed 8x10 glossy is in the mail.
I vote for #6
I vote 'unsure'.
Dad, although I live a life of constant monochrome, I'm blushing at this moment.
That's not fair, Kid. That's what the tattoo on your bicep says.
Man, what a bunch of suck-ups around here.
Where do I get my Goomba Gear, any way?
T-shirts or coffee mugs??
I'd love a Goomba tattoo!
There are times when it's best to put the punchlines away. Yes, Terri, even I have some self-control.
I think Bush was a bonehead. Does that still count?
Wetzy, stop hittin' the sauce. We got a serious discussion going here.
Teresa, I got "Gui" on one cheek and "nea" on the other. Of course, they are stick ons, like the ones you used to get in cereal boxes.
DC,
You had me reminiscing about making shrinky dinks during my childhood. I think I'll make two shrinky dinks, one with the word "NEA", and the other with the word "GUI."
Jeez, talk about walkin' a fine line. Why don't you just put GREASE on one and BALL on the other?
My cheeks are too slender for such a lengthy slur.
We dago's have to stick together...I vote #6, too.
I can just hear you saying that with the full drawl of a Southern Gentleman.
Lady, you honor me with your vast Right Wing vote.
Gosh, I don't know. He's wearing a Henley and wire rims. And he has that bad-ass, indignant black intellectual scowl that gets the white liberal so moist...
How come "Trick or Treat!" isn't in the choices?
No brainer Number 6 for sure.
And Obama and his goons can kiss my lillie white butt. I know they are reading this, watching me, and frankly could care less.
#1 - the only reasonable choice - BTW Nickie I like curry - though not Albanian skanks in funny costumes.
Scalawag, if they're watching they should know that it's one dollar per month.
Scunny, shhh... listen... do you hear thunder?
My Pappy said you Eye-talians were like bananas. You're all yellow and you all hang together.
My Pappy was called a Canuck, even tho' he was a Nova Scotia Scot...which was a magnitude worse.
Do you remember when Triumph the Insult Dog was prosecuted for a hate crime for saying that French-Canadian meant "boring AND stupid"?
A rubber dog puppet with a rubber cigar was a fugitive from Canada!
They'd be better off with a rubber dog puppet with a rubber cigar as Prime Minister.
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