Barack Milhouse Nixon has dispatched his tethered bumblebees, David Axelrod and Rahm Emanuel to aim their little stingers at Fox News.Mrs. Doubtfire, aka Robert Gibbs, did his command whimper about Fox, as well.
This isn't The Chicago Way, it's three cake decorators snivelling that the boss's special way with sugar roses on Waldorf Astoria Red Cake has been exposed.
Even DC's old flame, Helen Thomas, thinks that attacking Fox News is a bad idea.
If you want to know where all the men have gone, don't look for one on Pennsylvania Avenue.
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argggggggggggg!..buncha tools!
True--real men don't wear Rahm ballerina tights.
By the way, isn't it strange the further along we get in the Obama administration the more we see ourselves agreeing with Helen Thomas? This is like the second time this year.
That's hilarious, Bill. BTW, that is Nick's girlfriend. Don't start another blog war, Rhod. You know how H. Thomas digs older men.
And Nick digs her face, which he hauls out to Pac Bell Park, or whatever they call where the Giants play now, to catch foul balls.
And BTW, all Obama and Co. are doing is driving up the Fox audience through the roof (whilst causing fair-minded people to wonder what gives). It's a boon to Fox and its growing base of viewers.
Like so many leftist ideas, most of what they get is unintended.
Woman, they don't have tools.
Bill, the more I see of these pantywaists, the less worried I am.
DC, laughter. Helen stuck her head out her car window and she almost got cheeked to death.
There's an idea going around the Net that the little bees were sending a message to friendly media that they won't tolerate "unfriendly" reporting.
In other words, nothing has changed.
ILBR, that's what Chris Wallace said. He's now unwelcome at Obama's pajama parties.
I can see them now, Teresa, in their little wet Jockeys BEFORE they get thrown in.
Cry babies. I wonder what they were like when they were young? Apparently they grew up on a different school yard than the rest of us did. Even those that follow the "Chicago Way" would be embarassed by these wimps.
Yeah, it is funny to watch FOX take hit after hit in it's ratings from this. With enemies like this, who needs friends. Wow, this quota boy machine is twisting everything around. I feel like we know a little bit more about what was in the mind of the author of Alice in Wonderland now.
Teresa,
I don't think you would have to throw them in, just look at them a little askance, they know the procedure from high school and college. Men in tights don't fare well.
DC's old flame ... ouch! He owes you big time.
That's an inside joke, Wood (and a dirty old joke, I might add). H. Thomas used to go wild for Nickie back when I used to hold press conferences during the Bush Admin. Those were the days.
Not so coincidentally, the Fox reporters (ettes?) were my favorites. I'll pull up the link some time. You can trust me, but Rhod and Nick? When they ask you to pull something (like a finger), watch out.
Ah, Nick ... He couldn't take his eyes off ol' Leatherface.
Well, Odie, Nick and DC were contending for Helen's heart.
She had a soft spot for Whitman's Samplers, so Goomba gave her a box every day for six months until the nougatines damaged her upper plate.
She settled for DC and his endless supply of Vapo Rub.
War ...
I'll never forget arriving at a Dick Cheney press conference only to discover DC and Helen intimately joint-nibbling an Almond Joy and sharing longing looks that could only be described as goo-gooish.
DC never spared my feelings when it came to matters of the heart (or worse). He has more tricks than Dick Tuck at an Elks Convention.
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