He's Taking Off The Mittens

Obama is declaring war. Of course his generals are leaving but that doesn't stop our intrepid President! I tell you, there's gonna be hell to pay when the gloves come off and our President takes on all comers. Grab the baguettes, boil the arugula! He's going to the mattresses if the Republicans seize control of the House.

Reporting from Washington — A Republican majority in Congress would mean "hand-to-hand combat" on Capitol Hill for the next two years, threatening policies Democrats have enacted to stabilize the economy, President Obama warned Wednesday.

Speaking on Michael Baisden's syndicated radio show, Obama also made a direct appeal to African Americans about the importance of the November vote, even though he's not on the ballot himself.

The reason we won [in 2008] is because young people, African Americans, Latinos -- people who traditionally don't vote in high numbers -- voted in record numbers. We've got to have that same kind of turnout in this election," he said. "If we think that we can just vote one time, then we have a nice party at Obama's inauguration, and then we can kind of sit back and suddenly everything's going to change – that's just not how it works."

But that's exactly how many American minorities work in the Democratic urban enclaves of welfare moms and crackheads! Obama going bare knuckles? It's more like King Leonides booting a drunken Persian down a crumbling stairwell.

This. Is. Detroit!

And so it is. Come my friends, let's revisit the minority reactions to Obama's Presidential election. How visions of hard work and sacrifice filled their hearts and heads as Obama ascended the throne.

Remember the Detroit rally cry? "OBAMA MONEY!"

Obama gonna pay the gas and mortgage!

Our fearless leader, now mittenless, expounds how he will win.

"Everybody in the barbershops, the beauty shops, and at work -- everybody's got to understand: This is a huge election," he said. "If we turn out in strong numbers, then we will do fine. If we do not, if we are depressed and decide, well, you know, Barack's not running right now, so I'm just going to stay home, then I'm going to have my hands full up here on Capitol Hill."

Barbershops? How about looking in the food stamp lines -over 40 million served every month and predicted to hit over 43 million by the end of 2011! In NYC over 20% of the entire City's population is now receiving food stamps, 1.7 million out of over 8 million people. That is more than one out of five.

Days before the release of a key jobs report, Obama said most of the job losses his administration gets blamed for occurred before "any of my economic plans were put into place," and that the country is still "experiencing the hangover from the misguided policies" of the last decade.

Obama said a big voter turnout was vital, both to counter millions of dollars being spent by outside groups and the enthusiasm Republicans have demonstrated.

Speaking of infusions of outside dollars, where is Soros when you need him? The virus for the Bush derangement syndrome must have found fertile ground in the White House.

Barry will be blaming Bush until the Second Coming. Christ will meet us in the air and it will be George's fault that no one has a chute.

Barry is Busted. No Blame. No Balls. And now ... No Bounce.

Illinois Republican Party Chairman Pat Brady said Thursday that Obama has "no coattails," even in his home state.

"In fact, both the appearance of the president and Rahm Emanuel popping his head up has done a lot to motivate our base," he said.

It's like Wack-A-Barack. If he keeps popping his head up, someone is bound to smack it.

Now I'm getting all tingly.