December 10, 2016

FBI Investigates Missing White House Drapes

The Director of the FBI, James Comey, is personally supervising an investigation concerning the disappearance of three sets of White House drapes.

This afternoon at a Department of Justice press conference in Chicago, Director Comey issued the following statement:
"I think the Obamas were extremely careless. I think they were negligent. That I could establish. What we can't establish is that they acted with the necessary criminal intent," he insisted. "'Should have known,' 'must have known,' 'had to know' does not get you there. You have to prove beyond a reasonable doubt that they knew they were engaged in something that was unlawful."



LL said...

They will need to leave the drapes behind when they leave office.

They should also pay for the damage to the drapes. Likely it will come back to the taxpayers.

sig94 said...

LL - I also highly recommend a thorough cavity search before they are allowed to leave. With Barack they'll need a flashlight.

LindaG said...

Hahahahaha! Sad. Can't wait till they are gone.