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February 2, 2017

Deliver Us ... From Idiots

The wife and I watched Disney's "The Prince of Egypt" last night on DVD. It's still one of my favorite animated movies. Especially the first seven minutes where the opening scene is the song "Deliver us.".



Deliver us. The Jews prayed for deliverance from 430 years of slavery finally ending under the rule of a Pharaoh by the name of Thutmoses III (not Ramsses II who was Pharaoh 200 years later).

The liberals pray for deliverance from a duly elected Chief Executive of the United States named Donald Trump who is against slavery, wants everyone to have a good job and protect us from terrorists.And he's been President for two weeks.

The liberals want to be delivered from the threat of a conservative Supreme Court and now pray for 83 year old Justice Ruth Ginsburg to live forever, or at least for another four years. To ensure her longevity, liberals are flooding the media with suggestions on prolonging her life.
On Tuesday evening, President Donald Trump nominated Neil Gorsuch for deceased Supreme Court Justice Antonin Scalia's long-empty seat. On Wednesday morning, liberals woke up, did the math and realized it was time to be concerned about Ruth Bader Ginsburg's fiber intake. Also bone density. Also exposure to airborne viruses (Madame Justice, what is your flu shot status?), and salmonella, and slippery ice, and also: Has anyone heard how scientists are coming along with a Zika vaccine?

"I'm very interested in this." says Jeanette Bavwidinski, a community organizer in Pennsylvania. "I'm interested in what her daily regimen is. Like, what are you all feeding RBG? Is she getting enough fresh air? Is she walking? Is she staying low-stress? What is she reading? Is she reading low-stress things?"

"Can she eat more kale?" asks Kim Landsbergen, a forest ecologist in Ohio. "Eat more kale, that's all I can say. We love you. Eat more kale.
More *gag* here.

4 comments:

Doom said...

It does make me want to deliver her into their gentle hands. She would soon understand why nobody wants the government and medicine to mix. They would easily kill her in a week. Horrid monsters, but they are hers, and she is theirs. May they kill each other and leave the rest of us alone.

sig94 said...

Doom - that's just it. They're liberals. They'll never leave us alone.

Kid said...

I don't think Ruthie is going to make it 8..

And hey, Maybe Kagan will lust after a bus and get run over by it too. Imagine 7 Conservatives !

sig94 said...

Kid - Kagam mating with a Greyhound.
*sniff*
What a beooootiful thought.