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September 22, 2010

Sir Spend-A-Lot


I. Like. Big. Budgets.
And I can’t deny
And the liberals will testify
That when a bill gets passed and it's full of waste
And Pelosi gets in your face

I get sprung
And I wanna talk tough
'Cuz I know that bill was stuffed
Deeper in deficit we growing
All our prosperity we blowing
Oh Rahm, he be makin merry
In the shower take your cherry

That Tea Party is crazy
But that bill we pass
Helps the lame and lazy
Ooh, help me Soros
Give it all away then I can foreclose

So spend it, spend it, otherwise they’ll
Just amend it.


So Spend That Stimulus Bill!
Just Spend That Stimulus Bill!

Obama got back.

19 comments:

Toaster 802 said...

Are we back on the subject of the first Klingon's butt again?

Well...I do understand that to get off of it we would need rope and climbing gear...

sig94 said...

Toaster - I have come to the conclusion that the whole shebbang is a complete package. Her bitterness and need for attention coupled with his ambition complements and completes their relationship. And finally, as they leave the WH in January 2013, this will be the last we see of them.

LL said...

That is one vast ass.

When the wax museum makes the life size likeness, they're going to have to melt a LOT OF CANDLES.

Maybe if the first Klingon laid off the pasta and bread, she wouldn't be obese? Has anyone made that suggestion to her?

Anonymous said...

Dennis Miller often says that he is not concerned about the color of Obama's skin. He's more concerned about the thinness of it.

It's for that reason, sig, that I love it when someone creatively ridicules the prez. Thank you.

Doom said...

I don't know about you, but I don't think he can handle that much "back", any of it. Heck, Sarah Palin is a real man, comparatively. That's all I'm sayin'.

sig94 said...

LL - there is a rider on the next Defense bill that mandates "butt rails" for all new public construction. Recommended by the Buttock Safety Advisory Council, this bill would save countless stairwells, countertops, shopping displays, escalators and storefront windows.

sig94 said...

Nickie - it's DC's fault.

sig94 said...

Doom - that's why he just hired a "back czar."

sig94 said...

"We" did and then all that sauce almost went to waste. Luckily I really dig lasagne.

I dunno what it is about big butts that draws and allures. Perhaps its a DNA thing- a primeval need to have something big and soft to warm your feet in the winter.

I feel like I am Ulysses, and the Sirens - well you know...

I need to be tied to something substantial so I can just revel in it as I sail by.

Anonymous said...

Would it be wrong to photo-shop a Mickey Mouse left hand onto BHO in the bottom photo?

sig94 said...

DC - Do you "Shop?" Go ahead, make her day. She might appreciate something a little bigger than his skinny chicken fingers.

Anonymous said...

She would appreciate photographers not taking advantage of this most unflattering view from now on! And we would appreciate not having to see the results as well!

Starsplash said...

Yeah Stimulis this and stimulus that. The interest rates are so low that soon they will be payingus to take all that newly printed money off the govs hands.

As far as the highly flattering pose; is it my imagination or is all that good food going right to her????............um????.....I can think of a song or two...

Anonymous said...

Star, yes, life is good at the WH.

And Sig, if I did, I would. That's a photo waitin' to happen. Git 'r done, if you can, man.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

What a great beat !

sig94 said...

I got 'er done.

sig94 said...

Woodie - we've been dancing to the libs tune for way too long. We gotta get our pols to dance to something less destructive, no?

Teresa said...

Is she or he the butt of jokes?

That is one obtrusive ass. Does she need two seats on Air Force One?

Sir Spendalot said...

Sir Spendalot? Why, that's me!