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May 1, 2011

Osama Bin Laden Is Dead

Today the Taliban announced the beginning of their spring offensive.
Tonight the US announced that Osama Bin Hidin is dead.
Nice work Taliban, Osama is a first round draft choice in the US Armed Forces Worm Food League.

UPDATE: Worm food is no longer an operative expression. In order to adhere to journalistic standards embodying accuracy, dignity and fairness, please refrain from using "worm food" as a descriptive phrase illustrating the disposal of Mr. Bin Laden's mortal remains.

In lieu of this inaccurate and highly vituperative expression, please use the following:

Shark chum, lobster fart food, Allah's sushi, Moby Dick's chew toy, snail farm, barracuda butt wipe, Parrot fish poop, Mohammed's salt water taffy.

12 comments:

WomanHonorThyself said...

GOD BLESS THE USA!

Goodnight Vienna said...

Seconded! Well done to everyone involved - it's been a very hard road and others will replace him but let's just enjoy the moment.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

But the question should be, will Obama Bin Laden put our flag at half staff ... Oops I'm bad.

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Opus #6 said...

Woohooo!

Nickie Goomba said...

It couldn't have happened to a fouler pile of dung. Hooray for our military!

sig94 said...

This will not ease the pain of nearly ten years of sudden separation from loved ones. But it does bring the scales of justices into a better balance.

...'As I live,' says the Lord GOD, 'I have no pleasure in the death of the wicked, but that the wicked turn from his way and live. Turn, turn from your evil ways!...' (Ezekiel 33:11)

So I also shall take no pleasure in the demise of Osama Bin Hidin. I shall do my double tap wiggy dance in private.

WoFat said...

Grand job, in spite of our Paki "friends."

sig94 said...

WoFat - the ISSI has been hiding Osama for years. That whole neighbirhood is an exclusive area for government and military officials. It should be carpet bombed...

fuzzys dad said...

I would have been happy if he was embalmed with pig blood.Put in the sailcloth with a pig then dropped in the sea.

sig94 said...

FuzzyD - semi-jacketed hollow snout bacon bullets. Think about it.

WoFat said...

Well done!