Today the Taliban announced the beginning of their spring offensive.
Tonight the US announced that Osama Bin Hidin is dead.
Nice work Taliban, Osama is a first round draft choice in the US Armed Forces Worm Food League.
UPDATE: Worm food is no longer an operative expression. In order to adhere to journalistic standards embodying accuracy, dignity and fairness, please refrain from using "worm food" as a descriptive phrase illustrating the disposal of Mr. Bin Laden's mortal remains.
In lieu of this inaccurate and highly vituperative expression, please use the following:
Shark chum, lobster fart food, Allah's sushi, Moby Dick's chew toy, snail farm, barracuda butt wipe, Parrot fish poop, Mohammed's salt water taffy.