From the UK Guardian:
Ahmadinejad allies charged with sorceryThis all started when the Ayatollah was afflicted with severe flatulence during Ramadan. One of his wives remarked that the Ayatollah's ass smelled like Ahmadinejad's speeches and it all went to hell from there.
Iranian power struggle between president and supreme leader sees arrests and claims of undue influence of chief of staff
Close allies of Iran's president, Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, have been accused of using supernatural powers to further his policies amid an increasingly bitter power struggle between him and the country's supreme leader, Ayatollah Ali Khamenei.
Several people said to be close to the president and his chief of staff, Esfandiar Rahim Mashaei, have been arrested in recent days and charged with being "magicians" and invoking djinns (spirits).They must also be close to our President and sharing Obumble's special White House blend of Moroccan Ice Hash. You can't make this stuff up unless you're on meds or hallucinogens.
Ayandeh, an Iranian news website, described one of the arrested men, Abbas Ghaffari, as "a man with special skills in metaphysics and connections with the unknown worlds".Translation, "He refused to be the Ayatollah's shower buddy." Special skills, yeah, okay, right ... whatever.
And these mooks are developing nuclear weapons...