The Illegal Alien Song

First, Monty Python's Lumberjack Song:

THE ILLEGAL ALIEN SONG

I'm an illegal alien and I'm okay

I take your job 'cause I work for low pay

I cross your borders whenever I please

I don't pay taxes or government fees.

Chorus

He's an illegal alien and he's okay

He takes your job 'cause he works for low pay

He crosses our border whenever he please

He doesn't pay taxes or government fees.

I have lotsa children, on women I prey

We go on welfare without delay

The Muslims want Sharia and you must submit

Then we'll turn your country into a pile of shit.

Chorus

They have lotsa children, on women they prey

They get on welfare without delay

The Muslims want Sharia and we must submit

So they can turn our country to a pile of shit.

They're illegal aliens we must confess

They've turned all of Europe into a bloody mess.

No matter where we are we attack the Jews

But don't mess with Allah 'cause we have a short fuze

We have a Holy Book, it's called the Koran

If you make fun of it your head will be gone.

Chorus

No matter where they are they attack the Jews

But don't mess with Allah 'cause they have a short fuze

They're illegal aliens we must confess

They've turned all of Europe into a bloody mess.