March 3, 2012

Muslim Gratitude

From the Daily Mail:
Churchill's Desert Rats are smashed to rubble...
by the Libyans we helped liberate in 2011

A year ago they begged for Britain’s help when Colonel Gaddafi’s tanks encircled their city, threatening annihilation.

Now former Libyan rebels in Benghazi – liberated with the aid of the RAF last March – have systematically desecrated the graves of more than 150 British servicemen killed in North Africa 70 years ago.

Headstones at the Benghazi War Cemetery have been torn down and crucifixes smashed with hammers by a mob of extremists, some carrying guns and dressed in combat fatigues.

[...]Graves of RAF pilots were among those shattered by the thugs. It was their job to fly bombing raids – just as the RAF did last year – to assist Lieutenant General Montgomery’s Eighth Army and support commandos clearing routes for tanks.
Sickeningly, the attack, which was carried out over two days last week and appeared highly organised, was filmed by one of the men involved and posted on the internet.

As they rampage among the graves, members of the mob are heard to repeatedly say of the dead servicemen: ‘They are dogs, they are dogs.’

March 2, 2012

Andrew Breitbart - He's Not Finished With Obama Yet

No doubt about it, this is a devastating loss. Andrew was a giant, an inspiration to conservative bloggers.

And I am just enough of a cynic, or paranoid, to think that perhaps something else is going on.

There are heart attacks and then there are heart attacks.

Perhaps it's just a sign of the times, but I am deeply suspicious of everyone in this current administration. Andrew's death is terribly convenient in an election year when the President is politically vulnerable and begs the question,"Was Mr.Breitbart planning future revelations that would embarass or criminally implicate Obama?"

The answer is "yes." And the revelations will continue as Obama's connections to radical leftists will be documented in coming weeks.

Obama and his minions are evil.

They have stolen trillions of dollars and made beggars out of millions of Americans; they have contributed to the murders of several US agents and hundreds of Mexican citizens and have endangered the lives of our military as well as the lives of every citizen of this country. They are capable of anything. Just like the Clintons.

Dean Rush Limbaugh

"Manipulative, dumb, and on your back with your legs in the air is no way to go through law school." 
Rush Limbaugh, Dean - EIB School of Conservative Arts.

Sandra "Bluto" Fluke testified before an unofficial House hearing led by House Minority Witch Nancy Pelosi about the three year cost of screwing at the Georgetown law school.

Espousing her alleged right to levy a "slut tax" on the American taxpayer to support the sexual proclivities of college co-eds, Ms. Fluke stated that it costs about $1,000 per year for her to purchase contraceptives, French Ticklers,  clit flickers, butt plugs, industrial strength douches, Black Pearl orgasm beads, Hot Monkey Love lubricant and Silver Bullet vibrator wands.

Sandy "Bluto" Fluke
Pelosi arranged for Fluke to testify after she was excluded from an official congressional hearing on the contraceptive mandate in the nation’s health-care law. Republicans who ran the hearing said Fluke’s name was submitted too late (Democrats disagree). None of the women who testified at the congressional hearing spoke in favor of the mandate.

At Pelosi’s hearing, Fluke said her fellow students at Georgetown, a Jesuit university, pay as much as $1,000 a year for birth control because campus health plans do not include coverage of contraceptives for women.

“What does that make her?” Limbaugh said on his show Wednesday night. “It makes her a slut, right? It makes her a prostitute.”
On the uptick, it will probably triple the number of law school applications by males.

Compare Bluto's pleas that her desire for "no consequence sex" should be supported by taxpayers with the story of a young woman at a Catholic liberal arts school; she is suing the school because her roommate's incessant sexual encounters made her depressed.

What Did Gov. Brewer Say?

"I just spoke to Sheriff Joe. You're goin' down asshole!"

Write your own caption.

March 1, 2012

Okay, It's A Forgery. What Next?

Sheriff Joe's investigative team has come to the conclusion that there is probable cause that Barack Oabama's birth certificate is a forged document.
PHOENIX – An investigative “Cold Case Posse” launched six months ago by “America’s toughest sheriff” – Joe Arpaio of Arizona’s Maricopa County – has concluded there is probable cause that the document released by the White House last year as President Obama’s birth certificate is a computer-generated forgery.
Probable cause? That is the cornerstone of America's criminal justice system. Probable cause consists of facts discovered through logical inquiry that would lead a reasonably intelligent and prudent person to believe that a person has committed a crime or that a crime has been committed.
Mike Zullo, Arpaio’s lead investigator, said his team believes the Hawaii Department of Health has engaged in a systematic effort to hide from public inspection any original 1961 birth records it may have in its possession.

“Officers of the Hawaii Department of Health and various elected Hawaiian public officials may have intentionally obscured 1961 birth records and procedures to avoid having to release to public inspection and to the examination of court-authorized forensic examiners any original Obama 1961 birth records the Hawaii Department of Health may or may not have,” Zullo said.

The investigators say the evidence contained in the computer-generated PDF file released by the White House as well as important deficiencies in the Hawaii process of certifying the long-form birth certificate establish probable cause that a forgery has been committed.

[...]The Cold Case Posse advised Arpaio that they believe forgers committed two crimes. First, they say it appears the White House fraudulently created a forgery that it characterized as an officially produced governmental birth record. Second, the White House fraudulently presented to the residents of Maricopa County and to the American public at large a forgery represented as “proof positive” of President Obama’s authentic 1961 Hawaii long-form birth certificate.

“A continuing investigation is needed to identify the identity of the person or persons involved in creating the alleged birth certificate forgery and to determine who, if anyone, in the White House or the state of Hawaii may have authorized the forgery,” Arpaio said.
So now what?

If the Sheriff has evidence that a crime has been committed, submit everything to a grand jury and let the subpeonas and warrants be issued.

Important Stuff Their Parents Never Told Them

Is this your butt?
Yes, it is!
It don't look like your butt!
Ow! That hurts!
Just hold still will ya?

Dragonflies are unique in the insect world in that the male possess a set of secondary sexual organs on the 2nd abdominal segments as well as his primary sexual apparatus on the 9th segment at the end of his abdomen. Before mating can occur, the male dragonfly must charge his secondary copulatory apparatus with sperm from his primary copulatory apparatus. Mating commences with the male grasping the female with his abdominal claspers. The pair then assume the wheel position with the tip of the females abdomen and thus her sexual apparatus engaging the males secondary copulatory apparatus. The male first uses his penis to remove any sperm left by a previous male before inseminating her himself.

Claspers, apparatus, charging, primary, secondary ... *whew* sounds more like diagnotics and a tune up for a 1965 Ford Falcon. No wonder these things look pissed off all the time.

February 29, 2012

Maybe This Time It Will Stick

Go git 'em, Joe!

Sheriff Joe Arpaio of Maricopa County, Arizona, will announce tomorrow the results of a months long investigation in to the eligibility of Barak "Bite Me And My Birth Certificate" Obama to hold the Office of the President of This Here United States.

Obama, with the explicit aid of the media, has been sticking his finger in the dike for years.
Time to unplug that sucker.

More here.
The new White House bling? We'll see.

February 28, 2012

The Porcelin Unicorn

Philips Cinema has a very cool filmmaking competition. All you have to do it watch the 5 shorts of the Parallel Lines Series then come up with your own 3 minute alternative using the exact same dialogue.

The entrants were given freedom of expression and could take up any theme they wanted. There were two strict rules:

(1) The dialogue could be precisely six-lines (as it was in the Parallel Lines films), and
(2) entries could not exceed three minutes.

This video won the Philips Cinema Grand Prize as well as an award at the Cannes Film Festival.

Warning ... get a handerchief ready.

February 26, 2012

Obama To The Rescue

Look! Up in the sky!
It's a community organizer!
It's a Senator!

It's Apologyman!

Yes, it's Apologyman! ... strange visitor from the planet Kenya, who came to Washington with the powers and abilities of a liberal college sophmore!

Apologyman! ... who can ignore the constraints of Constitutional Law, bend public unions in his bare hands, and who, disguised as the incompetent President of the United States, fights a never-ending battle for entitlements, socialism, and a life time membership to Man's Country!

Join us for our latest episode in the Adventures of Apologyman! as he combines forces with Wheresmyweinieman when American soldiers are killed and wounded over the centuries old, insane ramblings of a pedophile. Join us as he seeks even more Islamic ass to kiss in the Adventures of Apologyman!

And now you can get your very own Apologyman! wind-up action toy! Wind him up, he finds a stinky Muslim butt ... and apologizes! Astound your Friends! Amaze your Family! Sicken and disgust the US Armed Forces!

H/T the People's Cube

Live Like A Billionaire

The SuperYacht "Yogi"

The Yogi. Built by Turkish shipbuilders, this 200' luxury super yacht is owned by french billionaire Stephane Courbit. It sleeps 12 and has some of the most luxurious accommodations for a ship of it's size. It won the "Most Innovative Yacht of the Year of 2011" during the Cannes International Boat Show.

And now you too can Live Like A Billionaire for only $700G a week - that's the cost of leasing this vessel for seven days and seven nights of "champagne wishes and caviar dreams."

But then again.... ahhhhhhh, no you can't.

As of 17 FEB 12 the booking agents for the Yogi are no longer accepting reservations.

Inquiries should be directed to the Greek Navy who assisted the crew of the Yogi in extracting themselves from "technical difficulties" encountered in heavy seas off the coast of Greece.

Speaking for myself, I would look for some kind of insurance scam. As the Euro circles the drain, this could very well be used to cover investments that also went belly up in places other than the Aegean Sea.

The ship had just left a repair facility two days prior to sinking. Obviously someone forgot to tighten the drain plug.

According to sources:
Mehmet Karabeyoglu, Director of Proteksan Turquoise, commented on the incident, "What I find surprising is that [from] the first mayday call to the boat sinking was nearly seven hours. They had power as you can see lights on. What we can see is that she survived seven hours without turning over. So this is enough reason for us to believe she could have been saved — although we are not blaming anyone. There was a Force 8 so the weather made things difficult, but she did not sink due to the weather."
Courbit made hundreds of millions in euros from the French entertainment industry . And some debts are being called in.
This is a "hard blow" for Stéphane Courbit, says Paris Match, who recalls that "young wolf business" must find € 143 million that billionaire Liliane Bettencourt had invested last year in his group and that it promised to repay.

Stéphane Courbit made his fortune in the early 2000s by selling his television production company Endemol group. He is now active in the audiovisual sectors, the Paris sports, online gaming and distribution of electricity, said the weekly
h/t No Parasan