November 8, 2014

How Not To Start A New Job

Down in Hoboken where beer and wine flows
To carouse and cavort these new PA cops chose
To put on "beer badges" and show everyone their ass
And get fired next morning by pissed off cop brass 

9 Rookie Cops Lose Jobs Over Drunken Graduation Party
Nine rookie Port Authority cops were fired for “running wild” at a drunken graduation party — where some of them grabbed a woman’s butt, disobeyed their bosses and arrogantly flashed their badges to get out of trouble, sources said on Friday. 

Dozens of freshly minted PA Police officers flocked to Texas Arizona Bar and Grill in Hoboken after a Police Academy graduation ceremony at Dunn Sport Center in Elizabeth on Aug. 22, Port Authority police sources told The Post.

But the celebration turned into a booze-soaked mess when some of the newbie officers got drunk, hopped behind the bar and began pouring their own beers while still in uniform, the sources said.

[...]The bartender called Hoboken police, but the revelers were so out of control, they had to summon PA cops to the scene, sources said.

Even then, the rowdies ignored their supervisors and acted “drunkenly defiant,” according to a PA source..

Those hijinks wouldn't necessarily have lead to their termination. They would have to apologize, pay for damages, yada yada. But to refuse to obey a direct order from a superior - insubordination - for a rookie on probation? For that, the penalty is death.

Story here.

November 7, 2014

They Can Hear You Michelle

Depressed Michelle Obama "Holed Up" In Bedroom
WASHINGTON (WNB) - White House sources say a depressed First Lady Michelle Obama has been locked in her bedroom since Tuesday night with a quantity of Ben & Jerry's 'Chunky Monkey' ice cream and several canned hams.
"Barry and Mooch had a big argument and she locked herself in the bedroom. I know she's still in there because I hear her farting," said the source.

Post Election News courtesy of World News Bureau

I Am Protesting

"I think women's bodies are a battleground and photography is partly to blame"

also am going to pose topless to protest overweightnessness.

Everytime you see me you'll blow lunch.

You're welcome.

November 6, 2014

The Way We Were

The Way We Were

The Way We Are
Wednesday Matt Drudge tweeted an election results map showing “the way we are now,” a devastating reality check for those on the left who believe they are winning the ideological war
Story here.

Palace Envy?

It's big and bodacious. It's 1000 rooms and over 3 million square feet - that's over 71 acres of opulence. And it's the new palace of Turkey's King. I mean mean Turkey's President.
It is well known and accepted in international circles that President Obama’s BFF is President Recep Erdogan of Turkey.

It is also reasonably accepted that Erdogan is a Sunni Islamist and power thirsty Marxist who views his job to resurrect the ottoman empire.

Those of you who have followed our research into the psyche and ideology of Erdogan might be interested in the newly finished palace he built for himself.
I wonder if after the shellacking Obugger just suffered, will he perhaps develop a case of palace envy? After all, the Turks loved their President enough to plop down $500 mill for his new digs...

Story here.

November 5, 2014

Republicans Clean House

"to crush your enemies, to see them fall at your feet -- to take their horses and goods and hear the lamentation of their women. That is best."
~ Genghis Kahn

Sorry Conan, Genghis said it first.

It's nice to exult over a victory, but now it's time to turn up the heat under all those RINO's.

Get rid of ObamaCare.
Get rid of Common Core.
Restore military spending.
Secure our borders and drive the illegals out of the country.
Put the Benghazi, IRS and Fast n' Furious felons behind bars.

And that's just to start.